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#6081

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Oct. 31, 2016, 8:21 a.m.

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Stein: Do your work...be more like Jordi. // Two minutes later Derek Lamb: Florida is fine...

#6078

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Oct. 28, 2016, 1:46 p.m.

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Stein (grading tests): You know what I've realized? The hard problems, kids generally don't get right.

#6075

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Oct. 27, 2016, 11:55 a.m.

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Stein: I'm early voting today. Students: Why? Stein: Because I'm a habitual jaywalker... Students: And the chance that you get hit by a bus is not zero. Stein: Yeah, I want my vote to count. Giles: What happens if you get hit today? Stein: Well, I'm not gonna jaywalk today.

#6062

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Oct. 17, 2016, 8:31 a.m.

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Stein: Donald Trump ruined my class. We're modeling whether the sun will come up.

#6018

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Sept. 7, 2016, 1:43 p.m.

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Stein: "Chickens are always funny, if you're writing a funny story, put a chicken in it!"

#6008

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Aug. 29, 2016, 9:22 a.m.

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Stein: Have you guys heard of 538? It's the best website on the internet. Well, one of the best websites. There's ALOT of good stuff on the internet.

#5910

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April 28, 2016, 1:25 p.m.

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// Donut Day in Statistics Stein: We're going to select who gets donuts first by random number. Shyaer! Pick a random number from 1 to 5. Shyaer: 3. Stein: I said a random num-- Shyaer, go out into the hall. We need to have a talk. You get donuts last.

#5904

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April 22, 2016, 3:08 p.m.

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// Magnet Statistics, Stein complaining about Republicans who deny climate change Stein: So the deniers have this two word sound bite that basically means α=.00000001, called "sound science." Stein: And then there's this other two word sound bite that describes people who are absolutely sure that climate change exists, and will do everything to stop it. It's called-- Raphael: Al Gore.

#5815

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Feb. 13, 2016, 3:30 p.m.

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//We're in complex, trying to define interior, exterior, and boundary points of regions in terms of "epsilon balls" and "punctured epsilon balls" (yes, these are real terms). //The class is going back and forth over which of the balls in which of the three definitions should be punctured. They ultimately decide that none of the balls should be punctured. Brian: Moral of the story: don't puncture your balls. //Later, Stein walks in because we're making a lot of noise Stein: This class is so loud. Schwartz: That's wonderfully ironic. [We can hear Stein's loud stat activities very clearly across the hall.] Stein: I'm trying to teach, and all I can hear is Arnold Mong yelling "balls, balls, balls!"

#5809

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Feb. 11, 2016, 11:09 p.m.

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Stein: Dammit, Emma! I'm trying to find a picture, and I have to go through thirty selfies of my daughter.