//Schwartz giving administrative stuff for end-of-year So there might be some stuff you won't finish. Send me an email. I understand! You're still a good person! *pause* Well, actually let me clarify.
Schwartz: We're talking about the donut flesh of this mutant donut, because no-one likes holes. Tad: I don't even like donuts \\later Schwartz: The interior of C is the flesh of the mutant eclair.
Schwartz: So after all this, the audio you're getting is the default input on a laptop that's sitting facedown on a chair? Class: Yeah, and it's great! Schwartz: *sighs* Well, as long as we're doing math...
Schwartz: "I would agree: All of my homies do love analyticity"
//sam lidz being iconic in complex "I forgot derivatives aren't just algebra" "I feel like there's no time in between 'learning long division' and 'knows how to differentiate all functions'" "I also can't remember a time when I didn't sound like Rose" "10 is not an important number." *schwartz holds up his 10 fingers in front of the camera* "Well, the real world isn't important." //bonus Tad: every day I get more and more convinced that Lidz is a lizard person.
//Complex Schwartz: I will award 3i bonus points to those of you who remember the log song.
//complex Schwartz: Michio, because the chat is asking... Are you sharpening a pencil with a pair of scissors?
//Complex, Schwartz makes a zoom poll Schwartz: Option 1 is you have taken Linear Algebra, Discrete or both. Option 2 is you've taken neither. Option 3 is unused, and Option 4 is "Cheeeeeese."
// complex Schwartz: *picks up a mug* This is a donut.
//Complex //Guest lecture by UMD professor Tamas Darvas Darvas: I'm talking about the definition of smoothness you think about when you wake up in the morning. (draws examples) Schwartz, whispering: This is what I meant when I said "Complex is for students who wake up in the morning and think, today's a good day because I have math!"