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#9152

1111

May 24, 2021, 12:31 p.m.

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//Schwartz giving administrative stuff for end-of-year So there might be some stuff you won't finish. Send me an email. I understand! You're still a good person! *pause* Well, actually let me clarify.

#9126

1010

April 29, 2021, 12:31 p.m.

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Schwartz: We're talking about the donut flesh of this mutant donut, because no-one likes holes. Tad: I don't even like donuts \\later Schwartz: The interior of C is the flesh of the mutant eclair.

#9107

1010

April 19, 2021, 12:42 p.m.

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Schwartz: So after all this, the audio you're getting is the default input on a laptop that's sitting facedown on a chair? Class: Yeah, and it's great! Schwartz: *sighs* Well, as long as we're doing math...

#9101

2020

April 15, 2021, 1:17 p.m.

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Schwartz: "I would agree: All of my homies do love analyticity"

That may be the first time Schwartz ever said the word "homie"

complex, schwartz

#9068

1919

March 25, 2021, 2:46 p.m.

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//sam lidz being iconic in complex "I forgot derivatives aren't just algebra" "I feel like there's no time in between 'learning long division' and 'knows how to differentiate all functions'" "I also can't remember a time when I didn't sound like Rose" "10 is not an important number." *schwartz holds up his 10 fingers in front of the camera* "Well, the real world isn't important." //bonus Tad: every day I get more and more convinced that Lidz is a lizard person.

#9067

1717

March 25, 2021, 12:51 p.m.

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//Complex Schwartz: I will award 3i bonus points to those of you who remember the log song.

#9011

2121

Feb. 18, 2021, 3:47 p.m.

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//complex Schwartz: Michio, because the chat is asking... Are you sharpening a pencil with a pair of scissors?

#8962

2323

Feb. 1, 2021, 1:21 p.m.

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//Complex, Schwartz makes a zoom poll Schwartz: Option 1 is you have taken Linear Algebra, Discrete or both. Option 2 is you've taken neither. Option 3 is unused, and Option 4 is "Cheeeeeese."

#8497

3333

Feb. 10, 2020, 9:32 a.m.

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// complex Schwartz: *picks up a mug* This is a donut.

#8165

1921

May 15, 2019, 5:27 p.m.

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//Complex //Guest lecture by UMD professor Tamas Darvas Darvas: I'm talking about the definition of smoothness you think about when you wake up in the morning. (draws examples) Schwartz, whispering: This is what I meant when I said "Complex is for students who wake up in the morning and think, today's a good day because I have math!"