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Feb. 13, 2016, 3:30 p.m.

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//We're in complex, trying to define interior, exterior, and boundary points of regions in terms of "epsilon balls" and "punctured epsilon balls" (yes, these are real terms). //The class is going back and forth over which of the balls in which of the three definitions should be punctured. They ultimately decide that none of the balls should be punctured. Brian: Moral of the story: don't puncture your balls. //Later, Stein walks in because we're making a lot of noise Stein: This class is so loud. Schwartz: That's wonderfully ironic. [We can hear Stein's loud stat activities very clearly across the hall.] Stein: I'm trying to teach, and all I can hear is Arnold Mong yelling "balls, balls, balls!"



Dec. 18, 2015, 9:40 p.m.

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//Math Phys discussing Special Relativity Vishnu: If you see something coming towards you at c...I mean, if you watch something coming towards you at c, like if you see something...agh! Arnold: What you're saying is right, it's just how you're saying it that makes it sound wrong.



Nov. 25, 2015, 4:47 p.m.

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//Lin alg during bell problems //Schwartz is lecturing when the bell rings Schwartz: Thank you all, see you next class, and have a great Thanksgiving! //Arnold Mong leaves the room Schwartz: What no, come back //Arnold Mong returns //Lecture continues //Bell rings Schwartz: Hello everyone, welcome to class, today we'll be having a quiz and-- Announcement: Pardon the interruption, we are having some trouble with the bells this morning, obviously-- //Pause Schwartz: Is that all? Student: Obviously-- //Bell rings Announcement: Obviously if you hear the bell at any odd times, please ignore it unless it follows today's schedule. Today is a regular even day. Thank you.

Schwartz: Of course we ignore the bell at odd times, today's an EVEN day. Also, after the announcement, we stopped having bell problems

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Sept. 18, 2014, 12:43 a.m.

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//French class, classes of 2017 and 2016 children talking *Arnold shows up* Sambuddha: Hey, look who is AMONG us! Jamie V: Arnold is AMONG us! Arnold: No, I give that joke a rating of 0. Ben J: I think it deserves a rating of 10. Kusal: Yeah, it's AMONG the best!



Oct. 25, 2013, 9:38 a.m.

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Jesse: Aaron, Kalin says you're good at reading code, and I need your services. Aaron: Well, I need to write my own code. Jesse: Well, I do too... //later Jesse: It's tracing time! Arnold: Why would it be tracing time? Why would it ever be tracing time? Jesse: Because it's not "Aaron fixes my code" time.