//Review for Calc AP Rose: Aah! This doesn't say if calculators are allowed or not! It's all because Giles is crazy OCD and retyped every single problem! This packet is so frustrating, I have to stop using his stuff! Schaffer: Actually, this doesn't say if calculators are allowed because it's copied from the scoring guide and the answers are removed. Rose: Oops maybe I made this one...
Rose: I used to teach Precalc B. Then I taught Mr. Giles everything I knew. A couple years went by and then he handed it to Kirk and just said "figure it out as you go" Lillian: That's what he's been doing so far this year
Giles: No, I won't give you another speed trig quiz if you skip 8th period.
//Getting ready for the Precalc test Giles to the people standing around talking: Sit down! Get ready for the test! Neil Kundagrami: If I run out of time on this test because of you, I'm coming for your family!
Stein: I'm early voting today. Students: Why? Stein: Because I'm a habitual jaywalker... Students: And the chance that you get hit by a bus is not zero. Stein: Yeah, I want my vote to count. Giles: What happens if you get hit today? Stein: Well, I'm not gonna jaywalk today.
Giles: The noise that came from the hallway came from the hallway.
Tyler: Hey Mr. Giles, can you make my grade look as good as you?
//Nick says something about the solutions of a complex fourth degree polynomial being perpendicular Giles: Nick said something important actually; write this date down.
//Eli bet Kristi she couldn't wear a pancake on her head all day //Dondee walks into precal carrying an origami deer head Student 1: Mr. Giles, why don't you even look surprised that someone just brought in a paper deer head? Giles: There is literally someone wearing a bread hat. I wouldn't be surprised if someone came in with a deer carcass. Student 2: It's a pancake, not bread. //Later, Katheryn puts a pancake on her head as well Giles: Now there are two people wearing pancakes. //Later, Schafer is explaining an analogy involving polar graphs, a mouse, a toy car, and a bucket of paint Giles: You all stare at him like he's crazy as you wear pancakes on your head. Schafer: Ooh I like pancakes!
//A bunch of random people run into 4th period precal and do a really weird Earth Day presentation that involves a superhero named Earth Man and some elements Giles: Did everyone else see that too?