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#3987

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Feb. 21, 2012, 7 p.m.

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//Talking about the 1950s Freeman: The USSR rose up in a way that is not dissimilar to Darth Vader.

#3986

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Feb. 21, 2012, 6:59 p.m.

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//Talking about essays Freeman: Some you guys do very well until you take a wrong turn into a dark grammatical alley.

#3960

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Feb. 14, 2012, 9:44 p.m.

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Person on Loud Speaker: Mr Bustillos? Bustillos: Yes? Person on Loud Speaker: Could you send Becca down to the office to go home early? Bustillos: NO! Person on Loud Speaker: (Hangs up)

#3949

1010

Feb. 9, 2012, 8:29 p.m.

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// Mr. Bustillos is talking about bullies, and how he always got beat up as a kid.   //A random teacher enters Mr. Bustillos: Did you get beat up as a kid? Random Teacher: Nah...(shakes head) Mr. Bustillos: (suprised) Really?  I thought all boys got beat up. Was it just me? //He turns to other teacher Mr. Bustillos: Did you? Other Random Teacher: Not really... //Mr. Bustillos then asks all the guys in the class if they've been beat up.  They all say no Mr. Bustillos: Landon? Landon: Psh, I'm a basketball player. I'm the one doing the beating.

#3923

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Feb. 1, 2012, 6:11 p.m.

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Bustillos: (reading aloud) Thomas Edison said "Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration"...eww thats kinda gross

#3885

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Jan. 10, 2012, 4:59 p.m.

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// Mr. Grossman is showing the class depression era songs Student:  My dad used to sing "This land is your land" to me when I was little! Grossman: I would never sing such communist garbage to my kids. // Later... Grossman: If it was really a communist song it go more like this: (roughly to the tune of "this land is your land") There's the government! Lets grab our guns and shoot the people... (trails off)

#3880

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Jan. 6, 2012, 12:16 a.m.

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//Students are complaining about the heat in his room (and homework) Grossman: Well when you hang with the devil, its gonna get hot! //Class laughs

It is literally 30 degrees warmer in that room. I'm not quite sure why....

grossman, cap

#3250

1010

April 16, 2011, 1:02 p.m.

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// After watching the strip scene from "Little Ms. Sunshine" in English (it had a purpose, probably) Gibboney: You know, that reminds me of my weekend... Class: WHAT?? Gibboney: Wait, no, now I need to explain that. Student: No, it's okay, you don't have to explain anything. Gibboney: No, I really do.

involved a long story involving a club and a dance-off...

strip, cap, gibboney

#3249

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April 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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// After cleaning and relocking the staff bathrooms, which are full of random junk. Taylor: Well, that was an interesting bathroom experience. Student: Yeah, I really enjoyed it too. Student: ...of all the things I could say to a teacher, I never thought I'd say that.

#3160

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March 28, 2011, 8:15 p.m.

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// On Infoflow, an announcement about breakdancing comes on. Freeman: You know, I used to breakdance and spin on my head in high school. Look what happened! *points to shiny bald head*