//Jeremy walks into Analysis 1B, which is about to take a test Schwartz: What class should you be in? Jeremy: English, but I already finished all my assignments there. Schwartz: Check if your teacher's okay with you being here. Schwartz: If you want to take a test for a class you're not in, and your actual teacher allows that, I'm okay with it. //later, Jeremy considering taking the test the rest of the class is taking Schwartz: Do you know about Taylor series? Jeremy: No ... Schwartz: Alright; I'll find something else for you to do. //later, Schwartz gives Jeremy a test Schwartz: This test is from the second half of my Analysis 2 course. //rest of class audibly stunned
Alex: So we could rewrite that fraction as csc^2(x), and then we could rewrite that with a Taylor series ... Schwartz: Rewrite it with a WHAT? I don't understand the words you're saying ... Schwartz: Tay-- Tay-- Taylor series? What's that?
//ASL class - Ms. Taylor is asking the class about their prom plans & quizzing others on what's being said in the conversation Ms. Taylor: Stephy, what are your shoes like? Stephy: I'm going to wear purple high heels. Ms. Taylor: Sean, what color are Stephy's shoes? Sean: Purple. Ms. Taylor: Good! And what kind of shoes are they? Sean: ...The purple kind?
// After cleaning and relocking the staff bathrooms, which are full of random junk. Taylor: Well, that was an interesting bathroom experience. Student: Yeah, I really enjoyed it too. Student: ...of all the things I could say to a teacher, I never thought I'd say that.
//Discussing countdowns in TV Studio Taylor: Okay, so there's 15 seconds left, the floor manager's counting down, and at 10 seconds the hands go UP! *everyone raises hands above head* Class: ...AND THEY STAY THERE! AND THEY- Taylor: NO!!!
//Identifying key values in TV Studio - there is a news headline about Jersey Shore on the screen. Student: Um, that would be 'prominence' because it's Snooki and she's famous? Taylor: No! Wait, what's a Snooki?
Taylor: So, who knows how to play Apples to Apples? Student: Ooh! That's the one where you like turn over a card and it's a cat, then another one's an apple... *Class bursts out laughing* Taylor: ...no honey, that's matching.