#12842

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Jan. 16, 2024, 9 p.m.

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Tyler He: Can i go to the bathroom? Rose: can you be back in under 2 minutes Tyler: *looks at clock* no Rose: yeah because you don't go to the bathroom you play with your friends down the street. I think you’ve lost your bathroom privileges. You can go to the bathroom at some other time.

#12460

1212

Nov. 6, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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Glenn: To the gentlemen here, now is your last chance to go to the bathroom before Evan stinks it up. Glenn: And by stink up, I mean throwing out his lima beans.

#12265

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Oct. 6, 2023, 3:18 p.m.

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Rose: while all of the bathroom boys were in the bathroom doing their bathroom boy stuff...

#12234

1818

Oct. 3, 2023, 8:27 a.m.

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Leo: Can I go to the bathroom? Stein: It depends on how successful your toilet training has been in your early years. Stein: Do you have any idea how many times I've made that joke in my 30 years of teaching? Stein: Easily into the thousands.

#9944

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Feb. 9, 2022, 10:38 a.m.

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Student: Can I go to the bathroom? Subayi: Just come back soon. And if you don't come back soon, just knock, someone will open the door.

#9747

1414

Jan. 13, 2022, 12:22 p.m.

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// Someone smoked weed in the bathroom during lunch, smell is spreading everywhere Foster: Yeah, the ventilation is causing the smell to spread. Foster(referring to me): And you guys are congregating very close to the air vents.

#9551

1010

Dec. 8, 2021, 10:40 a.m.

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NOTE: Continuation of #9294 //Same student asks to go to the bathroom again Subayi: Are you going to call your boyfriend again? Student: Why do you keep asking me about him? Subayi: Give me your phone. // Subayi glances on the phone, on it is a picture of a guy Subayi: *That's* your boyfriend? He's so ugly!

#3717

1214

Oct. 27, 2011, 10:11 p.m.

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//Student asks to go to the bathroom, Lodal says no Lodal: Today I am in one of those moods where I'm just going to say no to everything. Sankar: Can I NOT go to the bathroom? Lodal: No. //after some thought Lodal: See, now I know the game you're playing and I'm just not going to answer any questions at all. Sankar: But what if I already won?

#3488

99

Aug. 31, 2011, 5:06 p.m.

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// During Phys Chem Pham: If you go to bathroom, walk like magnet student. Nobody will stop you. And if someone stop you, say you came from Mr. Rose's class!

#3249

77

April 16, 2011, 12:59 p.m.

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// After cleaning and relocking the staff bathrooms, which are full of random junk. Taylor: Well, that was an interesting bathroom experience. Student: Yeah, I really enjoyed it too. Student: ...of all the things I could say to a teacher, I never thought I'd say that.