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March 18, 2011, 10:17 p.m.

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//Going over question about the worst president. Option D was Ronald Reagan. Grossman: The correct answer to that one was B, Warren G. Harding. If you put D... You probably grew up in Takoma Park.

#2949

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Feb. 18, 2011, 1:51 p.m.

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//The class is discussing the big Pharma lobby Grossman: They make SimiLac. Fake breastmilk. Myles: I hate that stuff!

#2636

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Dec. 3, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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// In AP NSL, Grossman's class. Marcus walks in randomly... Marcus: Hey Mr. Grossman. I think I left my basketball in here. Have you seen it? Grossman: I don't remember you having a basketball. You can look around, though. Viju: Wait Marcus, is it Jacky's? Marcus: No, it's Samir's. Samir (at other end of the room): Wait, what? I didn't bring my ball today! Marcus: Oh. *walks out*

#2567

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Nov. 17, 2010, 10:54 p.m.

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Grossman: Everyone, turn on the mood lighting. [suggestively] C'mon, let's get in the moooood.

#2361

44

Oct. 14, 2010, 4:18 p.m.

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Grossman: Is it the DMV or the MVA? I don't care. I hate them.

#785

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Oct. 29, 2009, 5:52 p.m.

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You know? My idea for school funding was to sell off students as prostitutes.

#379

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May 31, 2009, 3:21 p.m.

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Grossman: I actually have a business in which I grow vegetables organically and sell them at reasonable prices. Amir: Are you sure you sell vegetables? Or some other popular green substance that I'm not going to name.

#287

66

May 21, 2009, 9:46 p.m.

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Mr Grossman: "Might as well legalize prostitution" Amir: "WHOA!"

#285

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May 21, 2009, 9:43 p.m.

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Grossman: Inter is like...intercourse!