#5927

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May 11, 2016, 9:20 a.m.

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Schafer: What's Samir Paul's last name? Paul. //class laughs Schafer: Shush.

#5419

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March 15, 2015, 6:46 p.m.

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//Pd. 7 ADSB //Paul is asking about what everyone did over the snow days/weekend, as always Paul: And Sam, what did you do over the weekend? Sam: It was my sister's bat mitzvah. Paul: Mazel tov! //Skipping a bit of dialogue between Sam and Paul here Paul (moving on to next person): And what about you, Rourke? Enlighten us with tales of your weekend adventures! Rourke: I tripped and stubbed my toe. Paul: Mazel tov!

#5323

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Dec. 16, 2014, 8:25 p.m.

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Paul: I once went to an ugly sweater party. But I didn't have an ugly sweater, so I took a normal sweater and pinned pictures of ugly celebrities to it. Like Steve Buscemi and Lindsay Lohan's mug shots. //laughs Paul: And another time, I went to a party dressed as Santa Claus. Then everyone came up and asked me if I was Indian Santa Claus. I was like, why can't I just be regular Santa Claus?

#4514

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April 19, 2013, 12:05 a.m.

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Neel: I wouldn't want to be walking around the Middle East with an American accent. Samir: I would just want to be walking around the Middle East. Neel: Hey, Dubai is a cool city. Samir: Yeah, I'd want to go to Dubai. Alex McArtor: The only place in the Middle East where I'd feel safe is India. Samir: Thats not in the Middle East. Alex McArtor: It technically is, right? Neel: No...

#3888

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Jan. 11, 2012, 7:33 p.m.

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Sharon: Bob's asexual. Bob: Actually, if I could just reproduce by splitting that would prevent so much trouble. Samir: Aww, It's okay Bob...I'll find you a girl. Viju: Or a boy!

#2636

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Dec. 3, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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// In AP NSL, Grossman's class. Marcus walks in randomly... Marcus: Hey Mr. Grossman. I think I left my basketball in here. Have you seen it? Grossman: I don't remember you having a basketball. You can look around, though. Viju: Wait Marcus, is it Jacky's? Marcus: No, it's Samir's. Samir (at other end of the room): Wait, what? I didn't bring my ball today! Marcus: Oh. *walks out*

#878

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Nov. 18, 2009, 5:56 p.m.

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//Giving Donaldson grades for hw and trivia Samir: 10+10+ Henok: That's a syntax error!

#497

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June 30, 2009, 2:16 p.m.

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Jacob: Susan's way too hot right now. Shirley: Maybe you should get her off your lap? Samir: Because all sorts of crazy things can happen when Jacob's working his magic with Susan in his lap.