//Playing Project M on Viju's laptop in Mr. Kaluta's room Kaluta: Okay hold on, this is getting a bit out of hand. How were your grades last semester? Some kids: We got straight A's! Other kids and Bob: I only had one B. Mufasa: (to Bob) Wait. Then how many C's did you get?
//Jinhie and Annie leave for a track event Schafer: So what are you trying to run the mile in? Viju: Shoes.
//In Mathphys, discussing pendula and bobs. Viju: Oh, so its like the plumb bobs we used in R&E. Mr. Schafer: Yeah, but plumb bobs have points. We aren't using plumb bobs. //Viju pokes Bob in the gut Viju: How about a plump Bob?
//On the bus 8th grader: Wait are you like not Brahmin or something? Viju: Well you see-- Henok: No no no lemme explain. You see up here we got the Brahmins right? And then you got EVERYBODY ELSE. And then there's Viju. Sam: So wait, he's like unseeable?
Ravilious: Can anyone tell me where that picture in the back is from? //Ravilious points at a printed picture at the back of the room Viju: The dollar store.
//In a math class Annie: I like Italian pizza. Viju: I like all pizza. Teacher: What do you mean by Italian pizza? Annie: You know, like, Neopolitan pizza. Viju: Soooo it has a chocolate section and a vanilla section and a strawberry section?
//In SRP, period 3 Someone on other side of room: What's an oxymoron? Phillip: Jumbo shrimp! Viju: Honest Viju! //Duval laughs //later Viju: Just trust me on this. I never lie (in response to something). Duval: You JUST said honest Viju was an oxymoron! Viju: I lied.
//At the science expo in DC //Viju sticks his hand in a mini tornado. It breaks up into a cloud. Viju: I BROKE A TORNADO! //Sam waits for the tornado to reform. Sticks his hand in, pulls it back out. Sam: Viju, I don't think my hand is in Kansas anymore...
Rachel: Ugh Skrillex... he just rubs me in the wrong direction... Viju: Don't you mean he "wubs" you the in the wrong direction?
Philip: How many successful people do you know with names ending in -iqua? Viju: How many successful people do you know names beginning with de? Thomas: de Broglie...