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#8739

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Nov. 13, 2020, 10:04 a.m.

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Schafer: If you like basketball and always wanted to dunk Schafer: Because let's be honest: none of us can actually dunk

#4557

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Aug. 12, 2013, 5:44 p.m.

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Hannah He: I'm going to CalTech on a full basketball scholarship.

#4353

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Dec. 16, 2012, 7:25 p.m.

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Cullen: John why are you so dressed up today? Are you going to court? John: No, basketball //A minute later Max: He actually is going to court

#3550

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Sept. 13, 2011, 6:19 p.m.

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Schafer: When the kangaroo jumps into the air, it takes the same amount of time to rise as it does to fall. We're going to prove that scientifically. //Schafer takes a basketball, throws it into the air, and catches it, saying: Schafer: Up, down. See, that took about the same amount of time to go up as it did to go down. There's our proof.

#2636

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Dec. 3, 2010, 5:30 p.m.

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// In AP NSL, Grossman's class. Marcus walks in randomly... Marcus: Hey Mr. Grossman. I think I left my basketball in here. Have you seen it? Grossman: I don't remember you having a basketball. You can look around, though. Viju: Wait Marcus, is it Jacky's? Marcus: No, it's Samir's. Samir (at other end of the room): Wait, what? I didn't bring my ball today! Marcus: Oh. *walks out*

#2613

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Nov. 29, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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Daniel Chen: So Henok, is the basketball team like, all black guys or something? Henok: Well no. I mean, there's Justin, me, ... *pauses to think who else* OH WAIT. SHIT.

Yup, this makes it official. Henok is not black. other evidence for this include his 9 straight hours of LoL the following Saturday

daniel, henok, basketball, black

#1865

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May 2, 2010, 6:52 p.m.

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Gilad: You know what would be cool? Mr. Schafer: Ice cream? Gilad: No. Schafer: NCAA Basketball on the big screen? Gilad: Yeah. Schafer: I have three issues with that: One, I don't think you can be quiet. Two, did I mention I don't think you can be quiet?