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#5953

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June 9, 2016, 6:17 p.m.

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//Latin 1, Johnson has left the room, Dexter is speaking in a Scottish accent while practicing the play Sam: PASSION!! //Throws a tennis ball from the bottom of a chair at Dexter who then hides behind the projector cart Sam: PASSION!! //Throws another ball at Dexter, and it goes through a shelf in the cart and hits him Sam: Justin get me my passion balls!

#4333

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:30 p.m.

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//Preparing an English skit about the magnet teachers. Cathy is the only Chinese girl in the class. Cathy: I'm not your stereotypical sweet little Asian girl. I'm a tiger. //A few seconds later Cathy: Here's a headline: "Walstein Meets Tiger Mom".

#3095

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March 16, 2011, 8:18 p.m.

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//Libby and Maggie ask Stein to put on Justin Bieber during Stat Stein: So which one is Justin Bieber? Girl: No not that one, he's the other one Ittai: The one that looks like a girl Stein: This one? How old is he? Ittai: 17 Stein: He's 17?! He looks like he's in seventh grade ... Bieber: Baby, baby, ba-- Stein: All right, I can't take any more of this! //Stein kills the sound Stein: That was just, uhhhhhhh... Dubstep was better