Meghna: [It's called USAAAO] because everyone who takes it is mentally deranged Meghna: no i didn't say that // later Meghna: NOOOO WE LOVE STEPHEN AND WE LOVE JUSTIN BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SMART!!!!!! Chris: we all know they are insane
Justin: Every Connor plays lacrosse Justin: Do you know anyone named Connor who dosen't play lacrosse?
Justin: We should put Hillel, Eric, and Debbie into a dorm together Justin: That way they can't annoy us Yongle: They can go annoy each other
Rose: Normal people have to stop at red lights, tolls rests, etc. Justin: You don't *have* to. Rose: That's true. You don't have to.
Justin: advil is the superior drug Justin: why would you do meth when you can do advil
Lodal: Mr. Rose is always the villain, no other teacher really works Justin: What about Schafer? Lodal: Mr. Schafer scares me, if I made him the villain he would come beat me up
Justin: I'm going to preface this that what i'm about to say is instantly blairbashable Justin: in general, and i don't mean to to like stereotype here, but teenage girls care a lot about their clothes.
Berket: have you ever had any roadkills Justin Rosentover: no Justin: I've never hit anything Justin: except a couple curbs Justin: and a couple kids but...
Justin: I think cultural appropriation is a good thing.
//Justin makes loud sucking noises Justin: Sorry I have to suck out all of the milk. Justin: I have retained some instincts from when I was a child. But I was never a child. I sprung from the womb as a ninth grader