# #11457

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Jan. 23, 2023, 3:59 p.m.

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Schwartz: Dessa's birthday is on the same date as my brother's. So every year, I call my brother, and I say: Schwartz: "Justin, it's a very special day today. It's Dessa's birthday!" Schwartz: He has a friend with the same birthday as me, so every year, on my birthday, he calls me, and says: Schwartz: "Jeremy, it's a very special day today. It's [friend's name]'s birthday!"

Dessa is Schwartz's cat

# #11063

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Oct. 27, 2022, 9:30 p.m.

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//Justin thinking v deeply and staring at table.... Suddenly looks up Justin : If life gives you lemons, make life take the lemons back!!!! //btw u should vote justin for freshman president!! highly recommend!

# #10908

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Oct. 3, 2022, 8 a.m.

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// kwu malding about how easy to understand a presentation is Justin: ohh so its a donut Kwu: Yes, you just mod out the complex plane by a parallelogram

?????? // mod note: ofc it's kwu that says this stuff //mod note: "malding" is "becoming extremely angry", apparently

# #7844

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Jan. 7, 2019, 3:44 p.m.

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//Kaluta 9th //Exploravision papers are returned, group received a bad grade on it largely in part due to Justin Z turning it in with many of the pages backwards and out of order Ryan S: I'm going to punch your face until you don't have a chin Matthew C: Well then you will have to donate him one of yours

# #7749

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Nov. 20, 2018, 4:33 p.m.

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Evan: With me and Justinâ€™s brains combined, we are unstoppable at eating pasta.

Evan being Evan

# #7595

911

Sept. 17, 2018, 4:14 p.m.

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//Justin tries to answer a question, but Anson starts talking Rose: Don't back down, Justin, just because Anson started yelling at you!

# #6868

37

Oct. 30, 2017, 11:01 a.m.

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//Playing contact, letters so far are "AM" Justin: SAT word! Telon: Contact! 3..2..1.. Together: Ambivalence! Vijay: That was the word...

# #6478

612

May 25, 2017, 8:38 p.m.

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//The day/night before their Wallops Creative Reaction Project presentation, group members discuss about their music video -ish parody of All Star //Harris had recorded most of the audio, Telon was doing most of the music editing, and Justin was doing most of the video editing Justin: What's your opinion on "gettin" vs "getting"? Telon: I don't care...also I'm not done yet Justin: Don' woi 'bot it Justin: Yet Telon: Of course cuz this is just the best video we've ever made... Justin: Yup Telon: My brains are tired, how 'bout yours? Justin: Editing and syncing? Man, I'll never get bored.

# #6468

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May 23, 2017, 11:47 a.m.

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Justin: Methods? Who needs methods. Main method is the only method. //2 seconds later Justin: This is some of the most trash code I've ever written.

# #6306

15

March 15, 2017, 10:36 a.m.

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//Before school on a 2 hour delay, a number of Magnet students have Cuadrado and are scheduled to //give a presentation, but she also asked Steven Qu to play violin for the class. //In the hall, Steven pulls out and starts to practice violin //Steven didn't have the mute on Noah Singer: Steven!!! //Everyone laughs, Telon arrives confused //Justin Hung hands him a mute, Steven continues to practice //Justin and Steven talk about violin Telon: Ste-ven! Ste-ven! Steven: Shhhh I'm trying to NOT attract attention Rafi: What's the longest piece you know? Wensen: Like a 45 minute piece? Steven: This one's only 10 minutes

Tfw you just don't want to present. The day before there was no school so a lot of people were hoping school would close again