#3406

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May 23, 2011, 4:10 p.m.

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Stein: Diwakaran in the house!

#3399

1919

May 20, 2011, 6:22 p.m.

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Intercom: Pardon the interruption. Stein: Hello. Intercom: Is Richard Rice in class? Stein: Yes he is. I always enjoy having him in class and he is here now. Intercom: That's good to know. Could you send him down? Stein: Sadly, I will do so.

#3392

711

May 20, 2011, 11:13 a.m.

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Stein: ... so the other team said it wasn't fair. Annie: What! You practically gave them the answer! ... in backwards swahili.

#3384

77

May 19, 2011, 11:32 a.m.

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Stein: I can already feel the post-Puzzlepalooza depression setting in...

#3375

1212

May 17, 2011, 5:25 p.m.

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Stein (to student): I had a lot of fun with your mom. She was great help! Class: ooohhh

#3374

55

May 17, 2011, 4:21 p.m.

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//making an analogy in 9th pd statistics class Stein: ...so like runners! I don't actually know 'cause I'm not a runner. Student: Why not? Stein: Well, I can barely even walk without tripping and falling.

#3365

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May 14, 2011, 10:01 a.m.

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Stein: Did I tell you about the time I went to rock paper scissors championships? I was pretty good, but I had this problem: I always beat men, but I can never figure out women. //Stein beats Viju but loses to Sharon Stein: So then I got up to the Australian national champion. She was a woman, and she was all in skimpy leather clothing. I was like "Oh no!" Viju: I would have been like, "Oh yes." Stein: So anyway, it's best 3 out of 5. And I lost the first two. But you're allowed to take a break, so I did. When I came back, I hit her with my signature move. I used my left hand. She was flustered, I could see it. So I won the next two rounds. But then she took a break. I was like, "I'm going to beat the Australian national champion," and I knew she was going to throw paper, so I threw scissors. But then she rocked me.

#3362

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May 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Discussing legitimate and illegitimate excuses for skipping Puzzlepalooza. Stein: The following are not excuses. 1 — I'm tired. 2 - These puzzles are too hard and I'm getting frustrated. 3 — I can't stand Blank; fill in the spot with someone's name. Kathryn: I CAN'T STAND ABBY. Abby: You can't stand.

#3359

35

May 12, 2011, 6:18 p.m.

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// During 9th Period Stat after the World AP Stein: I gave out two worksheets yesterday...for those of you who bothered to come... Lori: But I have an excuse! I was taking APPPPSSS!!! Stein: I don't want to hear it! APs are stupid. Kevli: But it was the Stat AP! Stein: I don't care. It doesn't matter what AP it was. AP World History. AP Statistics. They're both stupid.

#3358

68

May 12, 2011, 4:56 p.m.

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Stein: So who was closest on guessing what was on the AP? So it was on tea. I think Alice was closest. She guessed elephants. Viju: Is that because elephants live in India and Indians drink tea? Stein: EXACTLY!