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March 16, 2012, 5:05 p.m.

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Schafer: So I came home yesterday all ready to watch Community...then my wife made me look over a poster she had to present today, and I was just like "Aww" Kathryn Waychoff: That's what my brother asked me yesterday, and I said no. Schafer: But who did you say no to? Waychoff: My brother. Schafer: Who would I have said no to? Waychoff: Your wife. Schafer: See that's the difference. Waychoff: Come on Mr. Schafer, stand up for yourself! Wear the pants in the relationship!



May 13, 2011, 4:58 p.m.

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//Discussing legitimate and illegitimate excuses for skipping Puzzlepalooza. Stein: The following are not excuses. 1 — I'm tired. 2 - These puzzles are too hard and I'm getting frustrated. 3 — I can't stand Blank; fill in the spot with someone's name. Kathryn: I CAN'T STAND ABBY. Abby: You can't stand.

Kathryn injured her foot "roundhouse kicking a bear in the face" and can't put any weight on it.

abby, foot, stand, stein, kathryn



April 18, 2011, 6:54 p.m.

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//On the bus, where everyone's really tired. Kat's acting a little high. Adam: Kat, how much weed is too much? Kathryn: ...NO MUCH! ... ... wait. wait no. Adam: ...yeah okay she's high.



March 8, 2011, 11:05 p.m.

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Kathryn K: Girl, I'm the original gang symbol!



Nov. 15, 2010, 7:15 a.m.

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// Talking about classical music on the bus Kathryn: But wait, Beethoven is, like, really old, right? Colleen: No, Kathryn, Beethoven is dead.



Oct. 27, 2010, 9:50 a.m.

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Kevin: Hum Bad Apple in Kathryn's ear. Philip: Hump that apple? Freddy: I wanna see that!!

Bad Apple's an obnoxiously catchy song. And you don't wanna see ModSim guys humping apples. Especially in people's ears. Or anyone, for that matter.

freddy, kevin, apple, hump, philip, kathryn, modsim



Oct. 26, 2010, 11:14 p.m.

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Ms. Roberts: Let's try that again, low brass. Julian: You mean the LOAF brass? Kathryn: Just like your solo just now was a so-LOAF? I think that makes you Julian Loafton. //(his actual name is Lofton)



Oct. 23, 2010, 4:08 p.m.

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//Kathryn walks in late to ModSim (pd 9) after the pep rally Pham: Why you late? Kathryn: Well, I had to march back with the marching band afterwards and... Pham: No, no, you no get it. Marching band should walk faster! Kathryn: We had to wait for everyone else to- Pham: -laughing- No! Marching faster! Kathryn: What? No, we... Pham: -laughing harder- Why you try to explain? Is joke! Is funny!



Jan. 29, 2010, 4:45 p.m.

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Kathryn: we need to get more balls to kick and suck!