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⚐ Report// In reference to APs. Stein: "We should, as a school district, agree not to take standardized tests, and focus on *learning*." // Later. Stein: "Puzzlepalooza is an actual reason to miss school! You actually learn!" // A bit of ranting later. Student: "If I won at Puzzlepalooza, may I put it on my résumé?" Stein: "Absolutely!"
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⚐ Report// Talking about Puzzlepalooza Schafer: The frisbee is always fun. Schafer: What do we call it these days? Bussin?
#11892
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Uh, where is puzzlepalooza? Schafer: Seriously? Your first puzzle is to show up!
#11883
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⚐ ReportAndy: Repeat after me - I will spend all of my time doing the puzzles. Jerry Song: I will spend half of my time sleeping and the other half of my time wanting to go home.
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⚐ Report//Hammond visited to tell us about Puzzlepalooza and its origin Hammond: You would show up to school on time, have nothing to do for two hours, and get hit by a car when you go to Starbucks. Hammond: Then we made Puzzlepalooza, and everyone loved it, and nobody died that year. Hammond, quietly: Nobody died in the previous years. That's a joke. I guess it's too early for jokes. //later Hammond, to Bosse: These are good questions they're asking. Is this your Ravenclaw class? //later, after Hammond left Bosse: No questions? You had so many questions for Mr ... what's-his-name. Sudhish: Why don't you know his name? Bosse: There's so many Peters running around here!
#10588
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⚐ ReportRose: I want someone to put a cookie in my hand within like a minute, what are the chances of this happening
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⚐ Report// Hammond walks into diffeq, sees the board Hammond: are those absolute values or matrices? Schwartz: matrices Hammond: thank goodness Hammond: this class has absolutely no value
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⚐ Report//PPX 2019 Rose: So I heard I was on one of the puzzles. Katheryn: Yeah you're on the crossword //Crossword clue reads: "Mr. Rose, allegedly" //Answer was adult Rose: I mean I'm pretty much an adult. I got married. I have a child. I turned 40. Reynald: Mr. Rose, the fact that you had to justify...