#9425

3939

Nov. 23, 2021, 4:43 p.m.

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Rose: I didn't assign any homework last class for some unknown reason. The world works in mysterious ways.

#9412

1115

Nov. 19, 2021, 6:39 p.m.

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// Rose is talking about the killer matrix Rose: *about to multiply a matrix by the killer matrix* Isak: Mr. Rose, don't do it, that matrix has a family!

#9391

1416

Nov. 17, 2021, 7:43 p.m.

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// Schwartz vs. Rose beef about how to solve a problem Rose: I guess we could use geometric differentiation. Schwartz: No! We don't want to do applications! Rose: Well, if you think about it as a volume... Schwartz: Get out of here with your geometry! Andy: Math is strong and independent and don't need no applications. Schwartz: YES! YESSSSSS! *pumps fist into the air, laughs manically*

#9381

3030

Nov. 16, 2021, 3:16 p.m.

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Rose: Everyone's laughing, but that's allowed because I'm being paid for this job

#9371

1414

Nov. 15, 2021, 8:42 p.m.

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Rose: I like to call this shape a squircle Rose: As a matter of fact, if any of you guys follow math Twitter… Apple, which is this evil company that makes cell phones, tried to copyright the squircle recently because all their phones are shaped like squircles

#9370

1313

Nov. 15, 2021, 8:25 p.m.

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Rose: Period 8, you guys are so quiet! Maybe if I give you candy, you’ll talk more. // Rose pulls out two paper bags with “night party” printed on them from out of the shelves behind his desk Rose: So I stole all my kids’ candy and sorted it into the good stuff and the stuff I don’t like, then put a small section aside to actually give back to them. // Rose asks the class something and Max answers Rose: Yes! Max, you get a piece of candy. Do you want an almond joy or a ring pop? Max: A ring pop Rose: *hurls ring pop across the room* Hmm, maybe I should just put the bag here on this empty table and have you guys go up and take candy for yourselves instead // later Rose: Aaah, middle table didn’t do their homework! Negative candy for you, middle table! Student: That’s a bit harsh Rose: You think so? Maybe I shouldn’t have said that then. Maybe I’ll take that back. Middle table, maybe you don’t have negative candy, lemme think about that

#9366

216

Nov. 13, 2021, 9:39 p.m.

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some days your the dog, some days your the fire hydrant...

#9363

1111

Nov. 12, 2021, 4:36 p.m.

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if you plug in 1 you get DIE! -rose

#9362

1113

Nov. 12, 2021, 4:35 p.m.

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//doing a bunch of polynomial long division I cried a little on the outside, and then I cried a little on the inside. -rose

#9361

610

Nov. 12, 2021, 4:34 p.m.

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I don’t believe in division. -rose