# #11511

99

Feb. 5, 2023, 10:14 p.m.

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//Mr. Rose is explaining how logical if works using a promise as an analogy //In the story, Mr. Rose's wife promised "If school is cancelled, I'll buy you a panda." Mr. Rose: If school doesn't get cancelled, but she still buys me a panda, then what? Mandy: She's a keeper! //Everybody laughs, including Mr. Rose Rose: Well, she's a *promise* keeper.

It's actually a true story; that's why he has the stuffed panda in his classroom.

# #10478

1212

April 25, 2022, 2:44 p.m.

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Rao: Are you going to be making any drawings that will give me nightmares? Mandy: Uhhh...maybe?

# #10139

39

March 3, 2022, 2:54 p.m.

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Mandy: I loved the ending because everyone died.

# #9626

-15

Dec. 14, 2021, 5:20 p.m.

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Duval: Do you want to, like, scare Mandy to pieces? Is that your goal in life?

it's not my goal

# #9591

1414

Dec. 10, 2021, 2:26 p.m.

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Mandy: Diego, why are you here? Diego: 'Cause I'm in this class ... right? Diego: See, this is especially confusing, because I'm the kind of guy who doesn't know what classes he has.

diego is in the class

# #9474

1214

Dec. 1, 2021, 7:57 p.m.

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// pd. 6 rose, learning about limits // up on the board is a function such that half of its values approach 1 and the the other half approach -1 rose: what if i were to say the limit of this function is 1? i say so because i can get as close to as 1 as you want. rose: now one of you has to prove me wrong. mandy: *raises her hand* rose: mandy! destroy me!! mandy: you can get as close to 1, but i can also get as close to -1. rose: mandy just just fought my wishy-washy logic with more wishy-washy logic.

lol i forgot exactly what the function was //mod note see 9472

# #3381

2121

May 18, 2011, 7:53 p.m.

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// In stat the juniors are talking about the annoying annual Huck Finn essay Mandy: Remember Shakib's essay? // Laughter Shakib: It was amazing, but Ms. Gross gave me a zero. Mandy: You wrote your entire essay about how Jim and Huck were gay for each other. Shakib: You're just jealous because my essay is better than all your Silver Chips articles. Class: Ooooooh.

Mandy was, unsurprisingly, pissed off.

# #2515

2222

Nov. 10, 2010, 6:19 p.m.

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Hinkle: I can hear you ladies talking back there. Mandy: Uhhh... Hinkle: About your weekend and that he was good. Mandy: WHAT?!

Hinkle can be really inappropriate, but hilariously so.