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#1359
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⚐ ReportStudent: See Mr. Schafer in the corner? He'll teach you MathPhys if you have no life!
#1358
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⚐ Report//Joseph goes to It's Ac practice Schafer: Joseph Owen! What are you doing in here? Joseph: Uh, standing. Well, walking actually.
#1348
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I'm thinking of one more word. It starts with "fun" and ends with "mental." There's a "duh" in the middle.
#1332
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⚐ ReportMikey: Will it be graded 90 an A, 80 a B... Schafer: It will be graded however I want. Mikey: So not according to MCPS? Schafer: What have we ever done in this class that adheres to MCPS policy? Jacob: MCPS wait time! Shirley: Equitable practices! Schafer: Yes, I treat you all the same way. Lousy. Anand: We raise our hands! Schafer: *Sometimes* we raise our hands. Good peer relationship-building activities. On the pyramid of good teaching activities, that's the foundation. I swear to god, they have a pyramid! [...] You know what's at the top of the pyramid? Advanced instructional techniques. The last thing they expect you to do. That's the irony.
#1331
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⚐ ReportSchafer: I need you to clear your desks. No, this is not a test. This is not a quiz. I just need you to clear your desks. Mikey: We need an alarm sounding!
#1330
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you walk by my house at 7pm, that's what you'll hear. Jacob: Why would someone be walking by your house at 7pm? Schafer: Because they're you!
#1328
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If you turn in a paper with zero sources, that's precisely how many points you're gonna get!
#1325
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⚐ Report//Shirley is looking for something in the physics back room //leafblower noises are emitted from the back room Schafer: There is no reason for you to have a leafblower in your hand. //Shirley emerges with no leafblower in hand Shirley: I don't! Schafer: But you did have a leafblower in your hand. Shirley: No comment.
#1324
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⚐ ReportSchafer: If I had to do it again, I'd probably pick a job that let me be outside and dirty all day rather than inside with you.