#1415

-24

Jan. 28, 2010, 8:19 p.m.

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Schafer: This is the one with the kangaroo and the boomerang!

#1404

66

Jan. 28, 2010, 7:34 a.m.

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Schafer: Watch the electrons fight to illuminate your screen! *in a high voice* It's my turn!

#1394

1010

Jan. 27, 2010, 6:32 p.m.

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//Day One of Thermo Schafer: Welcome to thermo, where we'll burn stuff...and, hopefully, do some learning!

#1368

1012

Jan. 20, 2010, 10:03 a.m.

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//Schafer is giving a PowerPoint on sound Schafer: This doesn't matter. *next slide* Stuff. *next slide* Babies. *next slide*

#1359

44

Jan. 19, 2010, 5:54 p.m.

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Student: See Mr. Schafer in the corner? He'll teach you MathPhys if you have no life!

#1358

44

Jan. 19, 2010, 5:10 p.m.

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//Joseph goes to It's Ac practice Schafer: Joseph Owen! What are you doing in here? Joseph: Uh, standing. Well, walking actually.

#1348

99

Jan. 18, 2010, 12:37 p.m.

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Schafer: I'm thinking of one more word. It starts with "fun" and ends with "mental." There's a "duh" in the middle.

#1332

1113

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:44 a.m.

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Mikey: Will it be graded 90 an A, 80 a B... Schafer: It will be graded however I want. Mikey: So not according to MCPS? Schafer: What have we ever done in this class that adheres to MCPS policy? Jacob: MCPS wait time! Shirley: Equitable practices! Schafer: Yes, I treat you all the same way. Lousy. Anand: We raise our hands! Schafer: *Sometimes* we raise our hands. Good peer relationship-building activities. On the pyramid of good teaching activities, that's the foundation. I swear to god, they have a pyramid! [...] You know what's at the top of the pyramid? Advanced instructional techniques. The last thing they expect you to do. That's the irony.

#1331

22

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:41 a.m.

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Schafer: I need you to clear your desks. No, this is not a test. This is not a quiz. I just need you to clear your desks. Mikey: We need an alarm sounding!

#1330

33

Jan. 15, 2010, 8:39 a.m.

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Schafer: If you walk by my house at 7pm, that's what you'll hear. Jacob: Why would someone be walking by your house at 7pm? Schafer: Because they're you!