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#6126
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⚐ Report//Functions Pd.1 Schwartz: So, we know that all polynomials... Shawn: Start with 10!
#6087
2020
⚐ ReportSchwartz: "A function is continuous if it doesn't lie to you." //Draws graph of continuous polynomial on the board Schwartz: "Here I am going along the graph and at x=4, the function didn't lie to me. That is, what I think it should do it did." //Makes a removable discontinuity at x=4 so f(4)=8 instead of f(4)=2 Schwartz: "Now I go along the function and I think it's going to be 2. But it's not. It's 8. The function lied to you. It is a bad function. Functions that lie are bad."
#6086
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: "Remember in 2nd grade when your math teacher told you that 5-3=2? And then you, being a smart aleck, raise your hand. The teacher likely sighed and then called on you. You said 'What is 3-5?' Your teacher responded 'You can't do that.' Your teacher lied to you. I am telling you this because I am about to lie to you right now."
#6014
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⚐ Report//Functions, Schwartz asks students for names of points on coordinate plane Student 1: Leo! Schwartz: Let's not use names. Student 1: Lion! Jessie: Harambe! Student 2: Dr Taliff! //Schwartz proceeds to name points "Lion", "Dr Taliff", P, H, and D
#5700
15
⚐ Report//Talking about finals, grades, etc. Piper: Mr. Rose got his recommendations in! //Ryan and Laura go into hysterics
#5646
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⚐ ReportKevin: (Flips through a packet) These problems are terrible. Rose: You're terrible.