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April 6, 2021, 10:57 a.m.

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//logic chat Bracklinn: spoiler alert Euclid was ME Aaron L: I knew it Gabe: so she was a woman... Kevin: *is. Bracklinn is still alive. Lidz: Bracklinn is actually an incarnation of a phoenix, we just get to know her as a teenager. Tad: dang, time to believe in reincarnation Gabe: oh sorry i was under the impression that she had time travelled. and wait, isn't she like a dead plant or something? Kevin: oh true she's not alive. Euclid *was* a woman. Lidz: Well she clearly isn't dead. She might not be alive, but dead would be ridiculous. Aaron L: That's what she wants you to think Kevin: dead plants are dead are they not Lidz: my senses won't accept it Kevin: your senses lie to you Sam Michio: Rely on reason Lidz: I reason that Bracklinn must not exist, because otherwise she would exist, which is logically impossible. Jennifer Li: brack dne Bracklinn: but then where would the elements come from Aaron L: The periodic table



March 6, 2018, 3:02 p.m.

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//Kevin was explaining a way to do combinatorics problem to Mr. Rose Rose: Okay so is it (explanation) gonna take 1 minute or 7 minutes Kevin: Uhhhh Rose: Is it gonna take 1 minute or more? Kevin: It's gonna take more for you to understand



Dec. 12, 2017, 8:12 p.m.

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Kevin X.: Wait...BDSM isn't a class in the Blair course booklet

when trying to convince Kevin that BDSM was the course after ADSA

kevin, bdsm, xu



Nov. 21, 2017, 9:52 a.m.

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William: Shoot, time to cram Kevin: School is just learning how to cram



May 27, 2017, 8:21 p.m.

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Kevin: Can I metacog the AP



Jan. 25, 2017, 9:10 a.m.

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//Walking through the SAC on a Saturday morning for robo Abby: Why is it so dark in here? Sam: Because the lights are off... Peachey: It's mood lighting.



Nov. 20, 2016, 10:06 p.m.

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// In a group gchat discussing bringing food to FTC day Laura: Will anyone drink soda if I bring it? Kevin: No Kevin: I need to stay asleep for period 8 Smith.



June 18, 2016, 3:48 p.m.

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//Block D R&E Exam Period, minutes before the last bell of the year Street: Have a great summer everyone! I know I call all of you maggots, but I don't actually hate you. //Hesitates Street: Even Kevin. //Hesitates again Street: You too, Carl.



June 7, 2016, 7:56 p.m.

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//Block D R&E Street: You don't have to sit down, but stop talking and don't move. //Glares At Kevin A Zhou Street: Kevin, this means you! Don't mess with stuff ether! Remember what I told you about twiddling your thumbs! First you go around, or if you want to make it really tricky, you can try and switch directions without touching your thumbs. //Later Street: Kevin! What did I tell you about messing with stuff? Kevin: This is my pencil. Street: Based on previous actions, I assumed that you were messing with something. Hmm. Someone's moving around and messing with stuff. Must be Kevin. We need to send someone to be in the audience for the Secretary of State. Kevini? Well he's smart, but... Student: Secret Service would be all over him. Street: He'll break something, and twelve guys'll jump on top of him. 'It was just my pencil!'



May 16, 2016, 7:24 p.m.

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// Kevin looks bored in functions class Rose: What's your favorite class? Kevin: Lunch. Hayden: So you mean functions!