#2048

88

Sept. 2, 2010, 7:57 p.m.

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Matt (to Mr. Moose): Why do you speak Russian? Moose: Ah! Because I spent one year in California...

#2024

33

Aug. 31, 2010, 4:05 p.m.

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Moose: Tyler, leave the girls alone. I know you're a ladies' man, but that's enough!

#2021

1616

Aug. 15, 2010, 2:15 p.m.

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Neel: My cousin's apparently a rap artist with a following Moose: I'm a rap artist. Don't be a fool Stay in school Don't be a jerk Do ya homework

#1921

99

May 13, 2010, 8:41 p.m.

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//Watching a propaganda video... Mr. Moose: "By the wise administration of the Netherlands government"? Bullsh... sugar.

#1920

1010

May 13, 2010, 8:37 p.m.

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//During first period, Leah is applying makeup. Mr. Moose: Leah, put that crap away. Leah: I live in Rockville! Do you know how early I have to get up?! Alex Belov: I live in Rockville... Leah: You're also a boy. Alex: Good point.

#1919

66

May 13, 2010, 8:29 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: Nine-and-a-half cops out of ten are good people.

#1916

66

May 13, 2010, 8:25 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: The other reading is by this guy Shcherbatov. Russians have got these really cool names.

#1863

88

May 2, 2010, 6:44 p.m.

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Mr. Moose: A lot of stuff in history never occurred.

#1861

88

May 2, 2010, 6:40 p.m.

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Alex Contreras: Can an M16 cut down a tree? Mr. Moose: No, but an M60 might. //Goes on to show off his knowledge of guns...

#1859

35

May 2, 2010, 6:35 p.m.

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//A female student is applying makeup Mr. Moose: You look fine! Put that mirror away! You girls drive me crazy!