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⚐ ReportChaotic Rose Anthology 29.08.2025: "The more packets you get, the more your teachers love you. ... It's just like Christmas!" "I'm not sure what [my wife] does all day, but they pay her loads of money, so it's probably evil. That's typically how that works." "The Second Amendment says you can just run around with a machine gun or whatever." "Let's talk about him because he's not here." "Nate's been to school and his brain has been corrupted." "Aww, my first sleeper of 2025-26."
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⚐ Report//Pd. 4 FOT, Natalie aims the hot glue gun at someone Natalie: I have 2nd admendment rights, bro
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⚐ ReportYongle: Gun Test? Yongle: Blair should have a gun class Yongle: They gotta train us to be good guys with guns!
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⚐ Report// ASL class is playing Taboo. The word to describe is America Eric: Country... *mimes shooting guns* Ari: America?
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⚐ ReportDelaney: I had a professor who would bring a potato gun, and when someone fell asleep in class -- which did happen -- he would shoot the potato gun at them. Will: So your professor was an asshole? Delaney: Yeah, but he was fun. Student: Is that legal? Delaney: It's college.
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⚐ Report//Pd 1 Analysis 1B //Discussing limit as x--> infinity of e^x/x and e^x/(x^3), both of which are infinity Stein: Little x is on the side going "go get him!" but x^3 loses anyways. So, then little x and his brother x^3 go running home and who do they get? Class: ... Stein: Come on, guys who do they get? Someone: *indistinct* Stein: NO, NOT A GUN.
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⚐ ReportAlex Contreras: Can an M16 cut down a tree? Mr. Moose: No, but an M60 might. //Goes on to show off his knowledge of guns...