Rose: It's like Russian dodgeball; nobody comes out, you just beat the crap out of each other.
Matt (to Mr. Moose): Why do you speak Russian? Moose: Ah! Because I spent one year in California...
Pham: When you go college it used to be TA bunch of Asian speak funny English, now I go back it also bunch of Russian speak funny English too. And Indian.
Mr. Moose: The other reading is by this guy Shcherbatov. Russians have got these really cool names.