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#4458

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Feb. 26, 2013, 8:39 p.m.

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//Stat homework, explaining random vs. arbitrary selection; Matt shows a page that displays the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 Matt: Sankar, pick one. Sankar: One. Matt: Why did you chose one? Sankar: You said pick one, so I picked "one". Matt: OK, pick another number. Sankar: One.

#4335

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Nov. 30, 2012, 12:47 p.m.

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//Matt is restoring his laptop. Evan: Wow, look at all that porn. Matt: Nah it's just Rosetta Stone. Bob: I've never heard of her, should I have?

#3770

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Nov. 9, 2011, 6:09 p.m.

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//Sometimes Mr. Fowler has to fight off other teachers who want to use our classroom for 3D graphics Mr. Fowler: I'm glad there's no one trying to steal our classroom this period! I managed to fight off a French teacher earlier today. Matt: Well, they're French. They surrender to everything, how hard could it be?

#3589

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Sept. 21, 2011, 11:31 a.m.

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Matt: I put the Mission Impossible theme on my alarm clock. That way, when I wake up every morning, I feel really epic.

#3348

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May 11, 2011, 9:35 p.m.

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Matt: Have you made teams? Stein: Of course we made teams. We made teams a long time ago. Alla: They also made bets. Stein: I have nothing to say about that.

#3153

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March 25, 2011, 10:59 p.m.

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Competition PA: Attention in the pit. We have a robot request. Team 449 has lost their robot. Has anyone seen their robot?

#2691

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Dec. 16, 2010, 2:43 p.m.

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Matt Bernstein: I'm not lazy, I'm efficient and innovative!

#2048

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Sept. 2, 2010, 7:57 p.m.

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Matt (to Mr. Moose): Why do you speak Russian? Moose: Ah! Because I spent one year in California...

#1947

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May 23, 2010, 8:56 p.m.

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Matt Bernstein: You won't think I'm violating you by the time I'm done with you! Gibi: ... Abby: Don't *ever* say that sentence again.