#7826

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Jan. 3, 2019, 8:24 a.m.

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Sloe: Can you explain a few things to us? They're all confused. Ostrander: They're tenth graders, they should all be confused --- Sloe: Are we hiring more security guards? Ostrander: No. Ostrander: Why would we need them? Our students are all well behaved...

#6870

66

Oct. 30, 2017, 1:43 p.m.

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//stein talking about gambler's fallacy and law of large numbers Stein: The book asks a question about a survey that asks whether or not people planned to read President Clinton's book. Ostrander: Which President Clinton - past or future? Stein: Which President Clinton? Past. Ostrander: Future. She's due.

#6848

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Oct. 25, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

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//talking about likelihood of Blair kids cheating by sending answer keys Ostrander: Yeah, I told them that they don't have to worry about cheating because you kids are too dumb to know the answers anyway.

#6847

120124

Oct. 25, 2017, 7:34 p.m.

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//explaining ramp gravity Schafer: Yes. Winner minus loser. //Ostrander enters the room Schafer: Speaking of losers...

#6500

55

June 5, 2017, 1:27 p.m.

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Adamson: Guess what I said to Mr. Ostrander Htoo Eh: Does it smell like updog in here?

#6415

33

May 8, 2017, 9:55 p.m.

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//Wallops 2017 Ostrander: The satellites pointing up are looking at aliens

#6284

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March 8, 2017, 1:17 p.m.

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//the following is an email exchange between Richard Chen and Mr. Ostrander Mr. Ostrander: Hello, You are receiving this e-mail because you signed up for the AMC 10/12 B but have not yet paid $5 to take the exam. (We paid for the A, students pay for the B). If you have not yet paid or think you did pay, please contact myself or Ms. Adelman in the magnet office. If you no longer wish to take the exam, please e-mail me so that I can take you off of the list. Thanks, Peter Ostrander --------------------------- Richard Chen: Thanks, Pete! --------------------------- Richard Chen: Undo send. --------------------------- Richard Chen: Undo send. --------------------------- Richard Chen: Ctrl-Z. --------------------------- Richard Chen: Please disregard my previous emails. --------------------------- Mr. Ostrander: Note to self. Keep an eye on Richard Chen.

#5817

1414

Feb. 18, 2016, 6:22 p.m.

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//Preparation before magnet orientation Ostrander: Make sure that Pham doesn't kill any children. Seriously, like actually.

#5681

44

Dec. 5, 2015, 6:25 p.m.

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//Mr. Ostrander lecturing the 8th graders applying for CAP Ostrander: You all are lucky and unlucky. You're lucky that you get to leave earlier than the other kids. You're unlucky that you don't get to take the math portion of the test.

#5673

99

Dec. 2, 2015, 5:31 p.m.

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//Daniel Zhu explains how number 4 and the axiom of choice relate Ostrander: So what he's saying is, I can tell my wife that I don't have to listen to her because Daniel says the axiom of choice. //later Ostrander: So far I conclude that Daniel knows what he's talking about.