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⚐ ReportRose: Everyone's laughing, but that's allowed because I'm being paid for this job
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⚐ ReportRose: I like to call this shape a squircle Rose: As a matter of fact, if any of you guys follow math Twitter… Apple, which is this evil company that makes cell phones, tried to copyright the squircle recently because all their phones are shaped like squircles
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⚐ ReportRose: Period 8, you guys are so quiet! Maybe if I give you candy, you’ll talk more. // Rose pulls out two paper bags with “night party” printed on them from out of the shelves behind his desk Rose: So I stole all my kids’ candy and sorted it into the good stuff and the stuff I don’t like, then put a small section aside to actually give back to them. // Rose asks the class something and Max answers Rose: Yes! Max, you get a piece of candy. Do you want an almond joy or a ring pop? Max: A ring pop Rose: *hurls ring pop across the room* Hmm, maybe I should just put the bag here on this empty table and have you guys go up and take candy for yourselves instead // later Rose: Aaah, middle table didn’t do their homework! Negative candy for you, middle table! Student: That’s a bit harsh Rose: You think so? Maybe I shouldn’t have said that then. Maybe I’ll take that back. Middle table, maybe you don’t have negative candy, lemme think about that
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⚐ Report//doing a bunch of polynomial long division I cried a little on the outside, and then I cried a little on the inside. -rose
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⚐ Report// Stein walks into Mr. Rose’s room during class; rose is teaching addition of linear and sine functions Rose: Who can think of a real world application for this sort of function? // No one answers Stein: Maybe a ferris wheel? Rose: It’s linearly increasing though, what kind of ferris wheel would that be Stein: …a ferris wheel to heaven?
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⚐ Reportmr rose about to teach something: “so this would normally take 20 minutes, but we’re gonna do it 10; it’s gonna be more like i do it and you watch me”