\\In study hall, Jamie and Richard have been arguing about what comedy shows are better than others \\Jamie walks away to help someone with work Nahor: Why is Jamie such a dick?
// Sysops Team Pizza Meeting // Jamie enters room Jamie: I'm technically a Sysop // shoves pizza into his mouth and leaves the room
Jamie Vinson: Can't colleges apply to me?
Alice: Whoa, so they were like mutually hugging! Jamie: According to magnet standards, that's like third base. Roadkill: What would the other bases be then? Buddha: Let's see. First base - talking. Second base - any sort of physical contact. Third base - hugging. Fourth base - doing math together.
//French class, classes of 2017 and 2016 children talking *Arnold shows up* Sambuddha: Hey, look who is AMONG us! Jamie V: Arnold is AMONG us! Arnold: No, I give that joke a rating of 0. Ben J: I think it deserves a rating of 10. Kusal: Yeah, it's AMONG the best!
Teacher: (to Jamie) It's just about you, Judy.
//grading AP NSL essays on the AP scale of 6 Student: Can I subtract points based on grammar and mechanics? Patrick Shan: BAD GRAMMAR! 20 points! Jamie: Grading it ROSE style!
Blitz: How to they build their houses in Shillong, India to prepare for the monsoons? Jamie: Well, first of all, if they actually HAD houses...