// Duval is hovering over Andy during the glycolysis and fermentation quiz Andy: I feel so judged right now. Duval (moving away): Is it fine if I judge you from a distance? Andy: ...Sure? Duval: Andy, now is the time to cry! // The next class period Duval: Andy is accusing me of trying to make him cry!
Schwartz: What methods are useful? Crying! After you cry, what methods are useful? Power reducing.
// Molasses lab Duval: So what do we do next? Andy: Cry! Duval: We will do that later. Duval: What, Andy? I'm upset you think Schwartz is sassier.
// OIGOIG, both terms are even Schwartz: You cry and then solve the problem, sounds like a plan. Andy: It's kind of like when you solve a cubic but the law of ones and twos doesn't work. Schwartz: Exactly, you cry and then you do it! Sean, Ace: You derive the cubic formula! Schwartz: No, don't derive the cubic formula!
Rose: should we make the kids cry or not? Rose: yes of course we should! That's what Halloween is about!
// discussing Law of Ones Schwartz: What do you do when none of 0, 1, -1, 2, -2 are roots of the polynomial? // students suggest things like Rational Root Theorem Schwartz: You cry! You cry before you try something like the Rational Root Theorem!
Street: So anybody that thinks that five is a lot -- we could increase it for you and make it ten. Street: And then you'd really cry.
Rose: Oh no, we have a non-factorable quadratic, what do we do? Should we cry? Rose: I mean, we can cry, but what should we do after that? Student: Quadratic formula! Rose: Right, we use the quadratic formula! Well, if it feels better you can cry first.
//Dvorsky is explaining depth-first paths Dvorsky: So if I go here, I can't get to Huey, and here, I can't get to Huey, but if I go here...(walks down the aisle to Matt)...I can get to Huey! Class: But that's not Huey. Student: What does the algorithm say to do now!? Hannah: Cry. Cry hard.
*mr.rose is in the middle of teaching delta epsilon proofs and he's made a mistake somewhere, but where?* Rose: Okay, sorry, sorry. I swear I know what I'm doing...No. No. No. Why is it going wrong? Greg: I think it's the... Rose: No, wait. I know - No, I'm going to cry because it's wrong. Juan Diego: It's okay. Take your time.