#8426

2323

Dec. 12, 2019, 1:09 p.m.

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Schwartz: Dr. Seuss was actually in the same graduating class as Dr. Pepper. However, Dr. Pepper had a career change and was formerly known as Sargent Pepper. Student: Yeah, he worked under Colonel Sanders.

#8399

3434

Nov. 22, 2019, 10:57 p.m.

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Schwartz: There are people in Philadelphia who buy pretzels from the pig pretzel companies and sell them on the street and they're really good. The secret ingredient is car exhaust.

#8398

5454

Nov. 22, 2019, 10:55 p.m.

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//Analysis 2 //Rose walks in Schwartz: A student pointed out something cool about the proof for the multivar 2nd derivative test. We should talk about it some time. Robert: So this is what you guys do instead of going out for drinks. Schwartz: Yeah, pretty much.

#8386

2426

Nov. 13, 2019, 2:38 p.m.

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Schwartz: Classes should only have students whose last names start with either H, K, J, or I. I find myself singing the ABCs to myself in order to remember the correct order.

#8384

117121

Nov. 11, 2019, 12:17 p.m.

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//Analysis 2 Schwartz: Don't argue with me about vector hats. You will lose both in real life and in points.

#8356

3838

Oct. 20, 2019, 12:12 p.m.

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//Pd 6 Multivar Mr Schwartz: *Draws a map of the United States* Students: *thunderous applause* Mr Schwartz: You guys are weird.

#8345

2731

Oct. 12, 2019, 2:57 p.m.

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//Talking about people who look like Jesus Aaron: ...as opposed to Schwartz, who just is Jesus. Sam: Eh, he’s more like the second derivative of Jesus.

#8334

1824

Oct. 9, 2019, 6 p.m.

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//9th period Schwartz, talking about the Arts festival thing on Thursday Schwartz: There are three things in life that are inevitable: death, taxes, and 9th period.

#8307

140144

Sept. 23, 2019, 12:19 p.m.

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//Noam walks in Noam: I picked a bad day to go to Schwartz for help //Schwartz walks in behind him Schwartz: Yarr.

#8301

2931

Sept. 20, 2019, 11:44 a.m.

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//talk like a pirate day Schwartz: There be a campaign to stop the piracy of music. It be a lost cause.