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April 20, 2021, 2:12 p.m.

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Duval: So one way to get bugs for your collection is to leave on a light at dusk, and 2 hours later or so, check it. After 4 nights or so, you can probably get your entire collection. Max: That feels wrong... It feels like cheating. Noam: It's like having a villager farm your wheat for you instead of bone mealing it yourself. Max: Thanks for the very relatable scenario, Noam.



April 1, 2021, 9:55 p.m.

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Noam: Otto Von Bisquick

Prussian pancakes




Feb. 18, 2021, 4:46 p.m.

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//planning STAN senior act Noam: So the testimonials are gonna be like a haiku. Yuri: Come again? Noam: Haiku as in like short.



Feb. 18, 2021, 2:37 p.m.

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//multivar Noam: Don't forget your vector hats when you type F in the chat



March 29, 2020, 1:50 p.m.

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//on a groupchat Noam: i always knew you gave off small red blood cell energy

even with context this was ridiculous




Feb. 20, 2020, 3:37 p.m.

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Charlotte: Noam, you like have a type. Charlotte: Everyone has a type. Noam: So what's your type? Charlotte: I don't know. I don't have a type.



Jan. 14, 2020, 7:06 a.m.

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//pd 3 genetics Sloe: Noam, oh my god sit down! You’re great. And I ate your granola.



Oct. 28, 2019, 9:33 p.m.

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Noam: I have some pants you could borrow. Come to think of it, I'd like to see you in my pants. Noam: WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT



Oct. 11, 2019, 10:25 a.m.

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//Genetics Period 3 Sloe: Noam, did you find your packet Noam: Yeah Sloe: Did charlotte help you find it? Charlotte: Yes.... Sloe: Then she must have a uterus



Oct. 11, 2019, 9:43 a.m.

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//Pd. 3 Genetics //Noam is trying to find a paper while Ms. Sloe is lecturing Sloe: You’re just a boy, you don’t have a uterus, you can’t find anything!