//planning STAN senior act Noam: So the testimonials are gonna be like a haiku. Yuri: Come again? Noam: Haiku as in like short.
//multivar Noam: Don't forget your vector hats when you type F in the chat
//on a groupchat Noam: i always knew you gave off small red blood cell energy
Charlotte: Noam, you like have a type. Charlotte: Everyone has a type. Noam: So what's your type? Charlotte: I don't know. I don't have a type.
//pd 3 genetics Sloe: Noam, oh my god sit down! You’re great. And I ate your granola.
Noam: I have some pants you could borrow. Come to think of it, I'd like to see you in my pants. Noam: WAIT THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT
//Genetics Period 3 Sloe: Noam, did you find your packet Noam: Yeah Sloe: Did charlotte help you find it? Charlotte: Yes.... Sloe: Then she must have a uterus
//Pd. 3 Genetics //Noam is trying to find a paper while Ms. Sloe is lecturing Sloe: You’re just a boy, you don’t have a uterus, you can’t find anything!
//Noam walks in Noam: I picked a bad day to go to Schwartz for help //Schwartz walks in behind him Schwartz: Yarr.
//9th Cirincione, Lillian has brought a home-made Harry Potter wand to school Noam: *picks up the wand and waves it in Rajit's direction* Noam: Deletus Rajitus