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#1509
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⚐ Report//while prospective eighth graders are shadowing current students Pham: Hey you! 8th gradah! You know how to rounding numbah? 8th grader: ... ... ..... ....... Pham: Okay. Moving on.
#1497
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⚐ ReportPham: What you do if you absent? Evan: You call a friend. Pham: A friend?! My friend, if you in the magnet you only have a friend, you in big trouble my friend. You come to me I get you some friend.
#1486
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⚐ Report// Because of the snow storm, schools are closed and Pham is using Edline to post wuhk for freshmen Edline: "Problems will be assigned on Sunday - We are waiting for people did not do homework. If you get done with your homework, make some snow angels and take some digital pictures. Enjoy your day offs."
#1473
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⚐ ReportPham: you magnet student, you carry clipboard, everyone trust you, you go anywhere you want, so just go to the bathroom, i no give you pass
#1471
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⚐ Report// the whole class is spacing out, and then they suddenly hear what Pham is talking about... Pham:.... and then, someday, you, magnet student, ask out pretty girl, someday, you ask popular girl to marry you. So you on your knees asking her to marry you, and you know what she do, she kick you in face... Class: (looks at each other in confusion/suprise)
#1468
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⚐ ReportPham: What do moles do?! Emily: They dig? Pham: No No No! Ricci: They make tunnels? Pham: No No No! Richard: They poop? Pham: What wrong with you all, they make molehills!
#1467
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⚐ ReportPham: (cell phone rings) (picks it up) Hello? What, my heating out? Well I have class right now, you call back later, of course of course... (holds phone away from ear) (stares at it for a second) (hangs up)
#1466
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⚐ ReportRichard: (moving his arms like you know he does) Pham: Richard! Get rid of your arms!
#1423
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⚐ ReportPham: You guy know how much composition book cost? How much? Student: Like, $1? Pham: No you just saying that. You not buying them so you don't know. Student: But that's what you told us yesterday. Pham: No! No one know? [...] Twenty-five cent! Right befo' school start, they twenty-five cent. You know how much backpack? [...] Three dolla! One week afta' school start, they just three dolla! Student: Where do you buy $3 backpacks? Pham: Wolmart! I buy fifteen of them! (Class laughs) Pham: Why you laugh? I don't get it! My son, he every year. Just give him new backpack. [...] Why it funny?
#1416
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⚐ ReportPham: So what you do if you missing class for one day? Student: Call a friend? Pham: Right! But if you only have one friend, you miserable person. You need at least 20 friend or something. Only one friend make your life miserable. You see guy with four glasses and t-shirt with math formula on it, and you think that people laugh at you when you talking to him, but in couple year, you get down on one knee and that person is your wife or husband or something. Seriously, you think I make joke about this kind of thing?