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May 28, 2021, 4:43 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, may 28 "Quantum - This isn't the best title for this unit, but it makes it seem very mysterious and inscrutable, so I'm going to leave it (r/IAmVerySmart)" "Those of you who said it was interesting -- you're liars. You're just lying, trying to please me so your grade is higher." "I just want you to be aware -- that it is still possible for snake-people to be created." "I hate it, because it doesn't fit with my worldview, and I don't want to change." "Hey. That's a fair point. But I don't want a fair point -- I don't want reasonable reactions." "And why? ... I don't have a good reason. I will just enforce my will on this class." "If you just can't take school today, and just want to go find memes instead, and paste them into the paper, just ... make sure they're good."



April 30, 2021, 3:55 p.m.

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//chaotic lodal anthology, april 30 "He had a whole *set* of prosthetic noses." "I am wearing a shirt today that makes it look like I have run a marathon ... I would just like to say -- I have never run a marathon. I just wear the shirt because it has a funny joke on the back." "Nobody cares about the ceiling." "Are you guys okay with that? ... If you're not, there's nothing you can do about it!" "I need ways to mess with people!" "It makes sense that I can't do that, but it's really annoying for the Chaotic Neutral in me that wants to spread chaos." "Sometimes I like to go into the computer lab and take all the paper out of the printer. Not because it's a good idea ..."



April 9, 2021, 10:09 a.m.

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Lodal: How dare you not be here in class! The consequences of this will be tremendous! Lodal: ... You won't know chemistry later in life! What're you gonna do?! Lodal: ... Get a job in something other than chemistry.



March 16, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: "Moronic acid"? // lodal laughs Lodal: That's the kind of juvenile humour I signed up for.



March 5, 2021, 1:30 p.m.

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Lodal: Guys, if any of you are app developers, could you guys make an app that makes it so that when someone's on nearpod and they're not doing anything, I can shake their icon and it'll shake their computer Student: Uhhh I think that could be illegal Lodal: It would be illegal Lodal: But it would also be funny Lodal: Which one's more important



Feb. 16, 2021, 10:02 a.m.

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Lodal: Yeah, unfortunately Eevee evolutions are not physical changes.



Jan. 5, 2021, 2:16 p.m.

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// Street holds up a chemistry textbook Street: This is a textbook called general chemistry. Street: Not to be confused with Lieutenant chemistry or Sergeant chemistry.



Dec. 9, 2019, 9:43 a.m.

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//ap chem, people looking at psat scores on early scores and getting loud O'donovan: Are you guys working on chemistry? You sound far too excited to be working on chemistry...



Feb. 4, 2018, 7:25 p.m.

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//on the Block B group chat, getting nervous about chem hw deadlines Student: can Pham spend more time telling us things and less time roasting the TA



Sept. 26, 2017, 9:29 p.m.

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//Making up a chemical equation to balance in Lin Alg Students: Hydrogen gas! Dichromate! Salt! Carbon monoxide! Schwartz: I will now write the chemical formulas on the other side. //Schwartz writes: NaCr3 + CrH5 + C24 + H2O + ClH2O Schwartz: That's chlorine water!