Jerry Jing: Andy what are you making? Andy: Crystal meth. O'Donovan: Please don't make that joke. O'Donovan: Some people might not get that it's a joke and I don't want the FBI knocking at my door.
Lodal: "You guys should focus on my class, not some other dumb class!" Lodal two seconds later: "Feel free to put that on BlairBash." Lodal two seconds later: "Actually, don't. BlairBash ruins your mental health." Student in class: "My mental health is already ruined."
"We could express this as C3 H8 O2. We could also express this as C6 H16 O4. We could also express this as C9 H... 8 times 3... O6."
*street talking about chem rne materials* Street: "So you're going to propose to Lodal - I mean make a proposal to Lodal -, and he'll either accept you or reject you -I mean your proposal -."
// Chem club, Mehul is giving lecture on capsaicin Kelin: Isn’t that like the caprisun?
Caleb: Chloroform is useful for uh...child labor.
// Pd. 3 Freshman Chemistry. Lodal is going over the Safety Test. Lodal: Now, staying on task is the one thing that people have the most trouble with. I'd love if you prove me wrong, but this class has Michael in it. Michael: It's totally possible that we'd be really bad at labs. Lodal: Yeah, that's a possibility.
// Pd. 3 Freshman Chemistry Lodal: You are in my domain. See, I am establishing dominance. I am making eye contact with all of you and making you look away... *Eyes lock onto Michael Z.* *Epic staring contest ensues*
Yunyi: 8 times 4 is 32, Caleb!
// Andy and Caleb advertising for chem club, Andy goes back into Lodal's room for ess, Lodal is showing a video, Caleb walks in Lodal: Get out of here Caleb, you don't need to see this Lodal: You won't need it yet