//chaotic lodal anthology, may 28
"Quantum - This isn't the best title for this unit, but it makes it seem very mysterious and inscrutable, so I'm going to leave it (r/IAmVerySmart)"
"Those of you who said it was interesting -- you're liars. You're just lying, trying to please me so your grade is higher."
"I just want you to be aware -- that it is still possible for snake-people to be created."
"I hate it, because it doesn't fit with my worldview, and I don't want to change."
"Hey. That's a fair point. But I don't want a fair point -- I don't want reasonable reactions."
"And why? ... I don't have a good reason. I will just enforce my will on this class."
"If you just can't take school today, and just want to go find memes instead, and paste them into the paper, just ... make sure they're good."
//chaotic lodal anthology, april 30
"He had a whole *set* of prosthetic noses."
"I am wearing a shirt today that makes it look like I have run a marathon ... I would just like to say -- I have never run a marathon. I just wear the shirt because it has a funny joke on the back."
"Nobody cares about the ceiling."
"Are you guys okay with that? ... If you're not, there's nothing you can do about it!"
"I need ways to mess with people!"
"It makes sense that I can't do that, but it's really annoying for the Chaotic Neutral in me that wants to spread chaos."
"Sometimes I like to go into the computer lab and take all the paper out of the printer. Not because it's a good idea ..."
Lodal: How dare you not be here in class! The consequences of this will be tremendous!
Lodal: ... You won't know chemistry later in life! What're you gonna do?!
Lodal: ... Get a job in something other than chemistry.
Lodal: Guys, if any of you are app developers, could you guys make an app that makes it so that when someone's on nearpod and they're not doing anything, I can shake their icon and it'll shake their computer
Student: Uhhh I think that could be illegal
Lodal: It would be illegal
Lodal: But it would also be funny
Lodal: Which one's more important
//Making up a chemical equation to balance in Lin Alg
Students: Hydrogen gas! Dichromate! Salt! Carbon monoxide!
Schwartz: I will now write the chemical formulas on the other side.
//Schwartz writes: NaCr3 + CrH5 + C24 + H2O + ClH2O
Schwartz: That's chlorine water!