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#1452

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Feb. 3, 2010, 12:40 p.m.

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Hinkle: About five years ago, the AP people added this to the exam. I found out because all the kids came back from the test and they were like, MR. HINKLE WHAT THE HELL ARE LOANABLE FUNDS? And I was like, what the hell _are_ loanable funds? Hmm, we got a problem.

#1434

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Jan. 31, 2010, 6:06 p.m.

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//some AP questions concerning substitute/complimentary products involve food Hinkle: Remember, on the AP test, the answer is never 'I don't like it and I don't eat it.' So if the question is beef and hamburgers, don't bubble 'E. I don't eat them.'

#1422

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Jan. 29, 2010, 5:07 p.m.

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Ms. Thomas: There's some random kid who just keeps jumping into my conversations with other teachers. Like this one time I was talking to someone about my 5th period and... Justine: Is he in your 5th period? Ms. Thomas: NO!!! I don't know who he is!

#1245

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Dec. 22, 2009, 10 p.m.

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//Preparing to watch a film on Ghengis Khan Mogge: "Pay attention to the Khan. I, on the other hand, will be watching out for Ghengis Khan's mother...I have a thing for her."

#1151

04

Dec. 13, 2009, 1:14 a.m.

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"Pee's not gold." - Eugene, on the historic alchemic effort to derive gold from urine

#1149

66

Dec. 13, 2009, 1:13 a.m.

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"Oh my god. Sesame Street is the best. None of this Barney crap." - Ms. Smrek

#1148

66

Dec. 13, 2009, 1:13 a.m.

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"But then you'll have the mailman's kids, and you don't want that." - Nevin, on not having sex if you don't want children

#972

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:27 p.m.

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Prange: "We would, in Eugene's dream world, lift this book over my head and let it do work on my face"

#971

66

Nov. 24, 2009, 11:26 p.m.

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Prange: *slams a textbook on a table* I figured someone needed to wake up... maybe it was me.

#970

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Nov. 24, 2009, 11:23 p.m.

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[about abreviating calorie as cal] Eugene: "hahahahaha, it sounds like cows!"