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⚐ ReportSmrek: As a child, I had an imaginary sister. Smrek: I also had a real sister, but I didn't like her.
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⚐ ReportSmrek: Raise your hand if you watched Sesame Street as a child ... or if you still do.
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⚐ ReportSmrek: I would be a great hippie. I love tie-dye. I have a ton and a half of tie-dye shirts. Student, later: You could have been a hippie when you were growing up. Smrek: Hippies weren't around much then -- just how old do you think I am?
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⚐ Report//about social conformity Smrek: I saw a student of mine in the hall wearing two different socks, who would willingly do that? Johnny: I usually just wear one sock
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⚐ Report//AP Psychology Smrek: Okay, who knows what mean, median and mode are? Evan: Mr. Stein wrote a play about them.
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⚐ ReportSmrek: The difference between an A and a B is the difference between an A and an E.
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⚐ Report//A student walks in to Ms. Smrek's psychology class Student: Hey Ms. Smrek. Smrek: ...did you come in here just to say that? Student: Yup. Smrek: ...go back to class. Student: But I have Mr. Whitacre!! Smrek: HA! Too bad, go back to his class. Student (while walking out): You know, we were talking about how you and Mr. Whitacre should get married. You could have angry babies!
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⚐ ReportMrs. Smrek: So the amygdala controls aggression and fear. What? Brendan: Would amputating the amygdala- Smrek: NO! What is it with you and amputating?
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⚐ ReportBrendan: So if you amputated the brainstem, would that cure fear? Mrs. Smrek: Yes, but it would also mean your heart stops and you die. //Later Brendan: What if you cut off the brainstem but left the medula there, would that get rid of phobias?