#1674

2020

March 16, 2010, 8:39 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry to say, you have to do some math for this. This other day, some girl was asking me how to do "reverse addition."

#1662

212

March 15, 2010, 3:58 p.m.

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//students are conversing; someone uses the word 'gay' Hinkle: Whoa, whoa! Ladies and gentlemen, you realize that we're not allowed to say gay anymore, right? Aubrey: But you can say Lucas is definitely a faggot. [Several pens fly across the room] Hinkle: Hey, hey, hey! Whoa! Let me just say, there's a little too much male bonding going on right now. A little too much of the big T. Students: Big T? Student 1: Touching? Student 2: Twilight? Hinkle: Testosterone!

#1557

3436

Feb. 27, 2010, 11:28 a.m.

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Rose: I've never actually met Mr. Hinkle, but thanks to Blairbash I feel like he's my best friend.

#1523

1313

Feb. 22, 2010, 4:49 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever drank moonshine? Hinkle: Uhhh, let me just say this: for a number of years I had a good friend from West Virginia... Student: Oh, that explains it! Hinkle: ...before he passed away from a certain drinking problem. And in our college and youth years from about 20 to 30, we did many things together that were-- Student: Gay? Hinkle: --risky. Like making your own West Virginia still, or eating things that you killed along the road.

#1522

88

Feb. 22, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to a lot of places. And there is very few things that I haven't eaten. I've eaten things that I've caught, that I've trapped, that I've fished for, that I've shot... people say, "Hinkle, you ate that?" And I say, "yup!" Student: Roadkill? Hinkle: Yeah. Groundhog's not that bad. [...] Ya know, it's like you're hunting except you gotta kill it with your car.

#1520

1113

Feb. 22, 2010, 4:44 p.m.

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//some students are tossing a ball during class Hinkle: Yo, shh! Are we having balls problems? Student: There's only one ball. Hinkle: So you only got one ball, and you're playing with it [...] and so are all the other guys at your table.

#1515

66

Feb. 20, 2010, 4:36 p.m.

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Hinkle: A cartel is a group of companies that controls the supply of a certain resource. Stefan: Like the Taliban?

#1490

44

Feb. 9, 2010, 6:27 p.m.

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Hinkle: I don't give a shit about mathematics at this time. Oh... *covers mouth*

#1489

33

Feb. 9, 2010, 6:26 p.m.

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// talking about Larry Hinkle: Is he Jewish? Student: Yeah. Hinkle: I can't hit a brother!

#1488

44

Feb. 9, 2010, 6:25 p.m.

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Hinkle: Remember, I'm a man. I get distracted easily.