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Feb. 27, 2023, 12:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: Your exam will be on march 6 and 7. Schwartz: I keep thinking: "there's something happening on march 6 and 7, but I can't remember what it is." Schwartz: I remembered this morning -- that's the day the yoghurt I was eating expires. Schwartz: We can take an exam on the day my yoghurt expires.



Nov. 18, 2022, 4:27 p.m.

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//River Chen walks back into Multivar after a mid-class departure, pulls out a bag of chips Schwartz: Did you just go in and buy a bag of chips? River: No, I had it in my sweatshirt the whole time.



Feb. 9, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*



Dec. 10, 2021, 9:58 a.m.

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Subayi: All I can tell you is that if you go to [Student]'s restaurant, make sure to call an ambulance before you eat.

We were talking about menus. [Student] is the same student from #9477, #9478, and #9582

food, ambulance, subayi



April 8, 2021, 6:11 p.m.

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Martinez: Okay, so we'll just feed our sorrows.



Oct. 6, 2020, 12:32 a.m.

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Anika: What do you eat your Maggi with? Ezra: fork

Maggi is basically Indian ramen and every Indian kid's childhood. Common garnishes include frozen vegetables and eggs.

noodles, food, maggi



Feb. 5, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

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//talking about how to make soap Pham: You know what they use in soap? They used to use animal fat. You know? McDonald's, Burger King, Chinese restaurant... Class: Chinese restaurant?! *snickers*



Feb. 1, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

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Student 1: What did I miss in Pham? *class starts snickering* Student 2: (muttering) street food and vegetables



Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Once they tell me street food make you disease. But I don't care! I just eat it!



Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Asian people have parasite in vegetable. So they don't eat raw vegetable. They just stir-fry it to death.