Schwartz: Your exam will be on march 6 and 7. Schwartz: I keep thinking: "there's something happening on march 6 and 7, but I can't remember what it is." Schwartz: I remembered this morning -- that's the day the yoghurt I was eating expires. Schwartz: We can take an exam on the day my yoghurt expires.
//River Chen walks back into Multivar after a mid-class departure, pulls out a bag of chips Schwartz: Did you just go in and buy a bag of chips? River: No, I had it in my sweatshirt the whole time.
// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*
Subayi: All I can tell you is that if you go to [Student]'s restaurant, make sure to call an ambulance before you eat.
//talking about how to make soap Pham: You know what they use in soap? They used to use animal fat. You know? McDonald's, Burger King, Chinese restaurant... Class: Chinese restaurant?! *snickers*
Student 1: What did I miss in Pham? *class starts snickering* Student 2: (muttering) street food and vegetables
Pham: Once they tell me street food make you disease. But I don't care! I just eat it!
Pham: Asian people have parasite in vegetable. So they don't eat raw vegetable. They just stir-fry it to death.