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#8634

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Oct. 6, 2020, 12:32 a.m.

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Anika: What do you eat your Maggi with? Ezra: fork

Maggi is basically Indian ramen and every Indian kid's childhood. Common garnishes include frozen vegetables and eggs.

noodles, food, maggi

#7199

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Feb. 5, 2018, 8:20 p.m.

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//talking about how to make soap Pham: You know what they use in soap? They used to use animal fat. You know? McDonald's, Burger King, Chinese restaurant... Class: Chinese restaurant?! *snickers*

#7184

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Feb. 1, 2018, 8:17 p.m.

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Student 1: What did I miss in Pham? *class starts snickering* Student 2: (muttering) street food and vegetables

#7179

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Once they tell me street food make you disease. But I don't care! I just eat it!

#7178

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Feb. 1, 2018, 5:34 p.m.

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Pham: Asian people have parasite in vegetable. So they don't eat raw vegetable. They just stir-fry it to death.

#7161

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Jan. 29, 2018, 3:28 p.m.

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//on the bus, Haerin opens up her lunchbox Ivy: sharing is caring give me one //opens container containing food Ivy: is that broccoli? Never mind keep your pain

#6289

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March 8, 2017, 4:49 p.m.

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//After doing PTC in bio today, Kaluta in POE mentions getting a treat, but not one that's tasty Neo: I want something that tastes better than PTC. Telon: What about life? Neo: Life tastes bitter.

#6211

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Jan. 24, 2017, 2:49 p.m.

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Robert: I don't need food, I just need Jacob

#6191

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Jan. 13, 2017, 11:01 a.m.

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Calvin: I wonder what it would be like if food were called "doof". Jeffrey: That would make you a foodus.

#5290

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Dec. 3, 2014, 9:49 p.m.

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//Beginning of 9th period CAP Photo. The class is settling down. Bustillos is getting ready to start class. He holds a glass food container and chews as he speaks. Bustillos: There is absolutely no eating in this class. //Class snickers. Bustillos: See this? [Shows class the bowl.] This is my lunch. I didn't eat during 5th period so I'm eating it now. Girl Student: What is it? Bustillos: [Says name of the dish.] Girl Student: Ooh...can we see it? Bustillos: Sure! //He walks down the middle aisle showing off his food. Boy Student: That looks good. Bustillos: It used to be. Y'see, I've been eating this same thing for the last 20 years. Every single day for lunch. //Class doesn't believe him. Bustillos: No, I'm serious. Every Sunday for the last 20 years, I make myself a big tureen of this that lasts me through the week for lunch. [Looks in disgust at his bowl.] I'm just so sick of this. It doesn't even taste like anything anymore. Girl Student: Then why don't you cook something different? What about [name of some kind of chicken dish]? Bustillos: Y'know, that's a good idea, [name of chicken dish]! But the thing is, I barely know how to cook anything. So I'm stuck with this.