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Jan. 16, 2024, 8:56 p.m.

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//Mia Payson has a bottle of kombucha and we were talking about it Emily Lee: You know kombucha the SCOBY? that's nasty //Vinegar is mentioned and Emily googles "mother of vinegar" Emily: Yeah like that's nasty too. why is it jelly like? Mia: well kimchi is the same thing too. Emily: I don’t even like kimchi! Emily: I’m not a real Korean. Mia Payson: you’re more whitewashed than the actual white person.



Jan. 16, 2024, 8:49 p.m.

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Rose: I’m starving Saanvi: do you want a kind bar Rose: NO! I’m saving it up for my lunch special! What part of that do you not understand!? //later Rose: i’m really hungry Rose: what kind of bar were you gonna give me? Rose: *takes bar from Saanvi*



Oct. 23, 2023, 3:07 p.m.

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// Yongle takes out a container of cauliflower Rose: can we not Rose: it smells bad Rose: that's my rule. Rose: well it's too late, it has already stinked up the room Rose: am i the only one who thinks cauliflower smells bad Rose: not bad Rose: strong Rose: I don't like it



Oct. 4, 2023, 6:27 p.m.

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//Innovation about PSAT day, advising students to eat a good breakfast Rose: There's no picture for breakfast. That's sad. //Rose advances the slide; a picture of breakfast pops up Rose: Oh! I spoke too soon! //Entire class erupts in thunderous applause



Feb. 27, 2023, 12:43 p.m.

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Schwartz: Your exam will be on march 6 and 7. Schwartz: I keep thinking: "there's something happening on march 6 and 7, but I can't remember what it is." Schwartz: I remembered this morning -- that's the day the yoghurt I was eating expires. Schwartz: We can take an exam on the day my yoghurt expires.



Nov. 18, 2022, 4:27 p.m.

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//River Chen walks back into Multivar after a mid-class departure, pulls out a bag of chips Schwartz: Did you just go in and buy a bag of chips? River: No, I had it in my sweatshirt the whole time.



Feb. 9, 2022, 10:06 a.m.

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// Student walks into class 15 minutes late with a bag of chips Subayi: Food is not allowed in this classroom. Student: I'll be back. *walks out*



Dec. 10, 2021, 9:58 a.m.

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Subayi: All I can tell you is that if you go to [Student]'s restaurant, make sure to call an ambulance before you eat.

We were talking about menus. [Student] is the same student from #9477, #9478, and #9582

food, ambulance, subayi



April 8, 2021, 6:11 p.m.

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Martinez: Okay, so we'll just feed our sorrows.



Oct. 6, 2020, 12:32 a.m.

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Anika: What do you eat your Maggi with? Ezra: fork

Maggi is basically Indian ramen and every Indian kid's childhood. Common garnishes include frozen vegetables and eggs.

noodles, food, maggi