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Dec. 22, 2014, 4:48 p.m.

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Alice: Whoa, so they were like mutually hugging! Jamie: According to magnet standards, that's like third base. Roadkill: What would the other bases be then? Buddha: Let's see. First base - talking. Second base - any sort of physical contact. Third base - hugging. Fourth base - doing math together.



Dec. 21, 2014, 3:06 p.m.

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Jyotsna: We have to perform some kind of music in front of blocks C and D for physics tomorrow. Roadkill: Ew. Jyotsna: Say something to calm my nerves. Roadkill: Well, you're screwed. Have fun! Jyotsna: Wow, thanks. Roadkill: No problem. Wait. Do I have to do this next year? Jyotsna: Yes. Roadkill: Oh shit..



Feb. 22, 2010, 4:49 p.m.

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Student: Mr. Hinkle, have you ever drank moonshine? Hinkle: Uhhh, let me just say this: for a number of years I had a good friend from West Virginia... Student: Oh, that explains it! Hinkle: ...before he passed away from a certain drinking problem. And in our college and youth years from about 20 to 30, we did many things together that were-- Student: Gay? Hinkle: --risky. Like making your own West Virginia still, or eating things that you killed along the road.



Feb. 22, 2010, 4:46 p.m.

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Hinkle: Ladies and gentlemen, I've been to a lot of places. And there is very few things that I haven't eaten. I've eaten things that I've caught, that I've trapped, that I've fished for, that I've shot... people say, "Hinkle, you ate that?" And I say, "yup!" Student: Roadkill? Hinkle: Yeah. Groundhog's not that bad. [...] Ya know, it's like you're hunting except you gotta kill it with your car.