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⚐ Report//we didn't ask for a rating at festival Roberts: You guys did beyond superior! Student: So we got a 0?
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⚐ ReportRoberts: Did you ask the front desk for pizza? Student: I think the front desk ate all the pizza.
#10225
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⚐ ReportStudent: Did they play the thing from the thing? Roberts: The thing from the thing? You're almost as bad as my mom!
#10212
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⚐ Report// Concert orchestra Roberts: The tip! The tipppppp! Get away from the tippppp! // Later Roberts: We can play it from behind! // Class starts giggling
#10145
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⚐ Report// All-county permission slips Schwartz: Now here's the fun part. Ask me to sign your permission slip. Jerry Jing: Can you sign my permission slip? Schwartz: No! I refuse to let you go!
#10056
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⚐ ReportRoberts: How would you practice this? Roberts: You wouldn’t! Ohhhh snap! // Later, student asks to go to the bathroom Roberts: When might you finger and airbow? Roberts: While you’re going to the bathroom?
#10031
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⚐ Report// Beginning of concert orch Roberts: Discord is the best. Roberts: You can unsend and delete messages as if you've never sent them in the first place.
#9985
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⚐ ReportRoberts: What does this sound like? Student(under her breath): Your mom Roberts: DID YOU JUST SAY MY MOM? Roberts: HI MOM, THIS STUDENT JUST SAID SOMETHING ABOUT YOU. // Later Roberts: Make sure I can see everything, not just your left hand. Roberts: Because I don’t know if it’s your hand or YOUR MOMS LEFT HAND.