#11737

1212

April 12, 2023, 8:29 a.m.

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Schafer: So if you hook this up to a 10,000 volt source, we could produce x-rays. Schafer: Could we do this? Yeah. Schafer: But I want to keep my job.

#11736

1921

April 12, 2023, 8:25 a.m.

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Schafer: I have two small children at home. Schafer: They are becoming less small. Children tend to do that.

#11704

1818

March 21, 2023, 8:16 a.m.

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Schafer: If we were to interview 100 people about what physics equations they know... Schafer: 85 would run away, 10 would say e = mc^2, and 4 would say f = ma. Schafer: And one special person would say some special equation. Schafer: The return rate is low because most people would scream and run away.

#11701

1113

March 20, 2023, 9:56 a.m.

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//Quantum In-Class Problems Schafer: Ok, Group 1. Nathan, Steven... Schafer: *sees Armand's entire name* ...Armand. //Later Schafer: Now, I think these answers are correct... Schafer: But there may be those among us... Schafer: Right, you heard me.

#11694

1212

March 17, 2023, 8:20 a.m.

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Schafer: If you were to throw up, what color would it be? Class: Green...? *Schafer sets the light to green in the simulation* Schafer: Ok, so we're going to make this light vomit out photons. Schafer: So if we're increasing the number of photons, we're increasing the amount of vomit.

#11675

1111

March 14, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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Schafer: If you're having a presentation, it should have strong meme game! Schafer: Sorry, I had to get that off of my chest.

#11660

1616

March 10, 2023, 8:03 a.m.

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Schafer: Did any of you guys have an easy bake oven when you were young? Schafer: I did. You guys all lived terribly sheltered lives. Schafer: Later in your English class search up what those are. Schafer: Or in any boring class, such as this one.

#11648

1719

March 8, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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//Discussing WiFi Safety Schafer: Now, for the skeptics among us... Sean: Among Us? Class: *laughter* Schafer: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be sus.

#11642

1313

March 7, 2023, 7:56 a.m.

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Schafer: My son Matthew would always ask why the other cars were going forward when I reversed my car. Schafer: Teaching a 2 year old relativity is tricky.

#11628

1313

March 2, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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//Schafer describing the electromagnetic spectrum! Schafer: The farther you go to the right, the closer you get to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Schafer: Ultraviolet, X-ray, gamma... Hulk Smash! Class: *suppressed laughter* Schafer: What are you laughing about? This is serious stuff!