#11694

1212

March 17, 2023, 8:20 a.m.

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Schafer: If you were to throw up, what color would it be? Class: Green...? *Schafer sets the light to green in the simulation* Schafer: Ok, so we're going to make this light vomit out photons. Schafer: So if we're increasing the number of photons, we're increasing the amount of vomit.

#11675

1111

March 14, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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Schafer: If you're having a presentation, it should have strong meme game! Schafer: Sorry, I had to get that off of my chest.

#11660

1616

March 10, 2023, 8:03 a.m.

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Schafer: Did any of you guys have an easy bake oven when you were young? Schafer: I did. You guys all lived terribly sheltered lives. Schafer: Later in your English class search up what those are. Schafer: Or in any boring class, such as this one.

#11648

1618

March 8, 2023, 9:47 a.m.

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//Discussing WiFi Safety Schafer: Now, for the skeptics among us... Sean: Among Us? Class: *laughter* Schafer: I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be sus.

#11642

1313

March 7, 2023, 7:56 a.m.

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Schafer: My son Matthew would always ask why the other cars were going forward when I reversed my car. Schafer: Teaching a 2 year old relativity is tricky.

#11628

1313

March 2, 2023, 10:23 a.m.

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//Schafer describing the electromagnetic spectrum! Schafer: The farther you go to the right, the closer you get to the Marvel Cinematic Universe. Schafer: Ultraviolet, X-ray, gamma... Hulk Smash! Class: *suppressed laughter* Schafer: What are you laughing about? This is serious stuff!

#11621

1212

March 1, 2023, 8:46 a.m.

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Schafer: Now some of you guys might hold the wires and see if you can generate voltage. Schafer: Maybe if you think really hard you'll get some. Schafer: Still zero? You have no potential.

#11579

911

Feb. 16, 2023, 9:16 a.m.

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// Learning about the right hand rule for magnetism Schafer: You're driving your car down the street and you see someone with their thumb. Schafer: Public service announcement: don't hitchhike. But remember that your thumb is for velocity. Schafer: You're now pulling in the neighborhood, and you little kids running around in the neighborhood. Schafer: One of the kids goes "bang bang bang"! What is he representing with his hand? Students: A gun? Schafer: And what comes out of a gun? Students: A bullet? Schafer: And the first letter of bullet is B, so the index finger is for the magnetic field. Schafer: Now I'm coming home and both boys are playing and the dog is running all over the place. Schafer: So now I go to my wife and ask her how things are going and she goes *shows middle finger* Schafer: Remember that middle finger is for force.

#11578

1414

Feb. 16, 2023, 8:47 a.m.

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Schafer: We're going to learn how to use our middle finger today. Schafer: Some of you think you're really good at it.

#11575

1010

Feb. 15, 2023, 2:10 p.m.

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// printer in 215 turns on Schafer: the weird thing is, that’s probably Mr. Hammond sending me a message.