#13356

1010

May 2, 2024, 1:42 p.m.

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// Lesson on taxes Armand: So the school is committing tax fraud! Schwartz: No, Teacher Teacher the lumberjack is committing tax fraud!

#13200

88

March 14, 2024, 5:36 p.m.

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// Pd. 9 Neuro Armand (To Diego): Your parents are cousins! Diego: Well your dad is also your uncle Ms. Woodward: This is a science class so if you are going to joke like that, you better be able to explain your joke Diego: What I was trying to say was that Armand's parents are siblings // Ms. Woodward thinks about it Ms. Woodward: Yeah I suppose that works

#12691

68

Dec. 7, 2023, 6:17 p.m.

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// STAN senior act meeting Mandy: O'Donovan corner, how are you guys doing? Andy: We're cooking! Anannya: The food is on fire! Armand: The kitchen is burning down! Mandy: Keep cooking! I want everything burned down! Andy: It's all ashes at this point.

#12565

911

Nov. 21, 2023, 8:44 a.m.

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Armand: "John Lennon was abusive to his child." Johnny Fan: "Isn't that the Crash Course guy?"

#11822

913

May 10, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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// Pd. 7 Photography Evan Wu: My favorite state is Bose Einstein Condensate Armand: My favorite state is Maryland Evan : I haven't heard of that. At what temperature does water become Maryland?

#11763

1012

April 18, 2023, 1:21 p.m.

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Sophie Y: I've found that people who don't like cats don't like women. *class goes (relatively) quiet* Armand: What connection made you think this? Sophie: Cats are more associated with women and dogs are more associated with men. Armand: What?? Sophie: Regardless of whether or not that's true, that's just how it is.

#11725

1212

March 29, 2023, 4:52 p.m.

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Stein: The chaAaAaArt is back! We haven't used it for a couple units. I missed it. //some students exclaim "chaAaAaArt" Armand, quietly: Stat student mating call.

#11713

77

March 27, 2023, 1:18 p.m.

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Armand, to Will: The last person I want with his hands on my computer is you. Will: Wait, why? Armand: You're very smart, but very malicious at times. Will: I'm *always* malicious.

#11701

911

March 20, 2023, 9:56 a.m.

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//Quantum In-Class Problems Schafer: Ok, Group 1. Nathan, Steven... Schafer: *sees Armand's entire name* ...Armand. //Later Schafer: Now, I think these answers are correct... Schafer: But there may be those among us... Schafer: Right, you heard me.

#11267

77

Dec. 5, 2022, 10:41 a.m.

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Armand: I'm your best man! Isak: I'm not getting married. Isak: And if I was, Otter would be my best man. Armand: But she's not a man... and even if she was a man, she'd be a woman!