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Dec. 7, 2023, 6:17 p.m.

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// STAN senior act meeting Mandy: O'Donovan corner, how are you guys doing? Andy: We're cooking! Anannya: The food is on fire! Armand: The kitchen is burning down! Mandy: Keep cooking! I want everything burned down! Andy: It's all ashes at this point.



Nov. 21, 2023, 8:44 a.m.

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Armand: "John Lennon was abusive to his child." Johnny Fan: "Isn't that the Crash Course guy?"



May 10, 2023, 2:25 p.m.

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// Pd. 7 Photography Evan Wu: My favorite state is Bose Einstein Condensate Armand: My favorite state is Maryland Evan : I haven't heard of that. At what temperature does water become Maryland?



April 18, 2023, 1:21 p.m.

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Sophie Y: I've found that people who don't like cats don't like women. *class goes (relatively) quiet* Armand: What connection made you think this? Sophie: Cats are more associated with women and dogs are more associated with men. Armand: What?? Sophie: Regardless of whether or not that's true, that's just how it is.



March 29, 2023, 4:52 p.m.

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Stein: The chaAaAaArt is back! We haven't used it for a couple units. I missed it. //some students exclaim "chaAaAaArt" Armand, quietly: Stat student mating call.



March 27, 2023, 1:18 p.m.

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Armand, to Will: The last person I want with his hands on my computer is you. Will: Wait, why? Armand: You're very smart, but very malicious at times. Will: I'm *always* malicious.



March 20, 2023, 9:56 a.m.

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//Quantum In-Class Problems Schafer: Ok, Group 1. Nathan, Steven... Schafer: *sees Armand's entire name* ...Armand. //Later Schafer: Now, I think these answers are correct... Schafer: But there may be those among us... Schafer: Right, you heard me.

Armand's full name: Armand Azimi-Sadjadi Mercado Maq-ki Bassa Aced Rodriguez Arroyo Grimalt Escorihuela Campillo Roselló Blasco

sus, armand, schafer, quantum



Dec. 5, 2022, 10:41 a.m.

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Armand: I'm your best man! Isak: I'm not getting married. Isak: And if I was, Otter would be my best man. Armand: But she's not a man... and even if she was a man, she'd be a woman!



Dec. 2, 2022, 1:36 p.m.

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//in world history reading textbook armand: "what page is it on?" isak: "armand, use binary search."



Nov. 16, 2022, 3:08 p.m.

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Rivkah (to Armand): As your friend, I don't believe you deserve empathy Nicole (to Armand): I feel like you deserve to be sad sometimes Nicole: I mean that in a broad sense of the term Armand: But I wanna be happy :(