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⚐ Report// Going on a tangent Schwartz: We don't care about the middle, this is just like reading books. Schwartz: The only book I was unable to finish was the Great Gatsby in 11th grade. Schwartz: I get that the characters are supposed to be detestable, but I just couldn't stand them. // Later Schwartz: If you want to write about Shakespeare, all you have to do is go to an arbitrary page and pick a word from a longer passage. Schwartz: Then write an essay about how profound that word is and how Shakespeare was such a great writer for using that word.
#11905
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Hang on. *Schwartz takes off mask to remove a beard hair presumably in his mouth* Schwartz: Hair. One of the hazards of having a beard.
#11825
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: [In my day], kids might get cell phones when they start driving, so their parents could contact them. Schwartz: So I decided not to get a cell phone then, because I didn't want my parents to call me.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: If you haven’t seen the princess bride you’re a heathen barbarian with no culture!
#11749
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: I always emphasise how we can relate maths class to your everyday lives. Schwartz: Think back to last night, when you were playing with a mass on a spring in your bathtub of molasses.
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: “Now, on the left here, we have this thing on the ground called ‘grass’”. Schwartz: “For the first time in some of your lives, you might even get to touch it!”