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May 30, 2023, 7:49 a.m.

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Schwartz: Hang on. *Schwartz takes off mask to remove a beard hair presumably in his mouth* Schwartz: Hair. One of the hazards of having a beard.



Sept. 9, 2021, 4:15 p.m.

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Schwartz: The looking off into the distance and stroking your beard doesn't work as well when wearing a face mask. // a bit later Schwartz: I should get a fake beard and put it over my mask, so I can do this ... that would give me a disproportionate amount of amusement.



Feb. 24, 2011, 10:15 a.m.

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Pham: You know Mr. Bunday? The old man with a beer?



Feb. 9, 2011, 5:08 p.m.

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Kaluta: Yeah so if you all haven't noticed, I have laryngitis right now... Richard: W-what? Kaluta: You know, my larynx hurts. Do you know what a larynx is? Richard: Are you talking about, like, your beard? *facepalm*