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#11905
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: Hang on. *Schwartz takes off mask to remove a beard hair presumably in his mouth* Schwartz: Hair. One of the hazards of having a beard.
#9174
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⚐ ReportSchwartz: The looking off into the distance and stroking your beard doesn't work as well when wearing a face mask. // a bit later Schwartz: I should get a fake beard and put it over my mask, so I can do this ... that would give me a disproportionate amount of amusement.
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⚐ ReportKaluta: Yeah so if you all haven't noticed, I have laryngitis right now... Richard: W-what? Kaluta: You know, my larynx hurts. Do you know what a larynx is? Richard: Are you talking about, like, your beard? *facepalm*