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May 20, 2021, 1:36 p.m.

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Schwartz: English is always a crime against the French language, so what else is new?



April 15, 2021, 1:34 p.m.

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//right after a bunch of people arrived to diff eq Schwartz: We're trying to avoid infinite elbows.



May 3, 2019, 9:54 p.m.

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//Diff Eq 9th Schwartz: How can our solutions be real if our i's (eyes) aren't real?



April 11, 2019, 9:41 p.m.

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//Diffeq period 9 //Kaz gives Eli a veggie straw, which he sticks part way in his mouth. //Eli looks over his left shoulder, and then his right, looking for someone to share the veggie straw with. Eli: Dammit, there's no one I can flirt with.



March 27, 2019, 7:29 p.m.

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//Diff eq, just finished a Kahoot Schwartz: Wait, here's a prize for the person in second place. It's a packet of salt. Because they didn't get first.



March 16, 2016, 9:01 p.m.

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Schwartz: "I can't do this problem because it's against my religion" is not a valid excuse on my tests. In my room, math is your religion.



Oct. 1, 2015, 6:50 p.m.

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//In analysis 1B with Stein, doing a diff-eq problem with fecal matter in a water tank //Mr.Hammond walks in Mr.Stein: So class, what is the variable for the fecal matter in the water. //Mr.Hammond walks out