#12687

99

Dec. 7, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Glenn: Adulting is overrated guys! // Later Glenn: I made it till 24 until I realized I had to be adulting. Glenn: What's the rush? Be 16! Do stupid things! Glenn: Not too stupid obviously.

#12667

1616

Dec. 5, 2023, 4:22 p.m.

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Lodal: Glenn once was passing around a container of humus Lodal: a kid thought it was hummus and reached his hand into it and took a bite

#12607

66

Nov. 29, 2023, 12:47 p.m.

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Glenn: Oh my Spotify Wrapped came out. Glenn: No I'm not logging onto my Spotify on my work computer!

#12606

88

Nov. 29, 2023, 12:19 p.m.

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Glenn: Over many years, many students have said that I am the bubbly version of Ms. Jorgensen or that she is the dry version of me. // Later Glenn: One summer we had this really miserable teacher meeting but Ms. Jorgensen came over one day and taught me a bunch of Mario Kart tricks. Glenn: Now I can beat my son at the game and he won't play with me anymore because I can beat him. Glenn: He really hates Ms. Jorgensen for that reason now. // Later talking about FIFA Glenn: Yeah, I only know how to press Y, slide tackle. Glenn: Unfortunately I can only slide tackle him virtually. Glenn: I would hurt myself much more if I actually tried to slide tackle him in person.

#12591

1010

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:42 p.m.

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Glenn: Barnacles have proportionally the largest penis in the animal kingdom. Glenn: Instead of broadcast spawning, the penis goes *bloop bloop bloop* to the other barnacles to reproduce.

#12590

66

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:36 p.m.

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// Talking about how some insects will end up in our food Glenn: We eat some gross stuff! Glenn: I'd rather eat insects than poop.

#12588

99

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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// Talking about home renovations Glenn: I walk in and I see all of my carpet torn up. Glenn: And my best friend says "Who skinned Kermit on the floor?" because that was the color of the carpet.

#12587

1111

Nov. 28, 2023, 12:11 p.m.

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Glenn: I got a text saying "where is the crowbar?" Glenn: Then I got another text saying "where is the duct tape?" Glenn: I'm just glad I didn't get a text saying "do you have an industrial-sized trash bag?"

#12498

810

Nov. 10, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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Glenn: The G string is so thick! Glenn: It hurts my fingers when I press on the neck and I don't know if I can take it anymore.

#12481

1010

Nov. 8, 2023, 12:46 p.m.

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Glenn: I don’t need “penis worm” on my work computer search history. Glenn: I already have enough questionable things in my search history.