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Feb. 1, 2024, 11:16 a.m.

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// Rivkah is asserting that she has never done anything weird in her life Leila: I've seen you eat a pencil before Rivkah: That's not weird, that's a mental illness Katz: So mental illness aren't weird?



Dec. 5, 2023, 4:22 p.m.

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Lodal: Glenn once was passing around a container of humus Lodal: a kid thought it was hummus and reached his hand into it and took a bite



Sept. 5, 2023, 8:01 a.m.

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Woodward: so once my coworker told me a story Woodward: you know agar right? *class nods and responds in agreement* Woodward: once he was doing a lab with the agar, and a student asked if he could eat it Woodward: so he sarcastically says "yes" Woodward: then THREE kids ate the agar Woodward: They all had to be rushed to the hospital Woodward: I've learned from that to not be sarcastic about serious things.



May 23, 2023, 5:54 p.m.

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Jonathan: The freshman population will spike because the natural predators have been removed.



Oct. 29, 2010, 7:59 p.m.

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Whitacre: You're not too fat, you're just a good eater!



Sept. 7, 2010, 9:16 p.m.

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Pham: Every day you eat more carbon-14 in. The moment you die, you not put in food anymore.