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#13278
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⚐ Report//FOT: someone made their pinhole camera bee shaped Leo: It's a bee! William Roe: That's the grade they're gonna get!
#13277
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⚐ ReportJeffery Ji: It says we can't bring a boombox so can we bring a boombox? Jorgensen: not if your apartment thing is near mine Jorgensen: cuz I sleep.
#13272
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⚐ ReportTony: I started getting marked absent after I got a haircut Glenn: With Street? Tony: No Jorgensen.
#13218
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: that's what happens when the pressure is too high Jorgensen: You guys turn into neodymium magnets
#13216
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⚐ ReportArthur: Arlynda! Mrs. Arlynda! Sai: Who's that!? Sai: Wait [Mrs. Jorgensen's] first name is Arlynda? Sai: I didn't know that because I respect her too much! Sai: I only know the first names of teachers I don't respect. Arthur: Like Lodal? Sai: well he gives that information out for free
#13041
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Valentines day is Wednesday. Jorgensen: Doesn't apply to everyone but if you need a reminder
#13005
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: So the user action is to pick up flashlight. What is the product function? Class: It get's picked up. Jorgensen: Wanna know how to say that in the engineering way? Jorgensen: accepts hand. Jeffery Ji: In marriage? Jorgensen: Sure, if you want to marry a flashlight. Jorgensen: I don't think that's legal though.
#13004
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Eggs are disgusting Jorgensen: like to clean up Jorgensen: Like my daughter, who's a junior here.tried to make scrambled eggs when she was 3 Jorgensen: We had to put a lock on the fridge because it was a problem...
#13003
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⚐ Report//Listing possible customers for a flashlight Christopher Tang: Miners, Minors Jorgensen: Miners, like coal miners and minor minors? Jorgensen: What about minor miners. Jorgensen: Apparently child labor is legal in some states
#12989
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⚐ ReportJorgensen: Now fold it so that it looks like a placard, like one you can use at your friends wedding Jorgensen: Maybe your own wedding in 20 years? Jorgensen: How old are you guys again? Like 15?