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⚐ ReportAnne: My parents worked as a waiter and waitress. Jerry Song: How do your parents work as a waiter and waitress at the same time?
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Where's the thing, the thing that sharpens the pencil... Jerry: The pencil sharpener! I have a way with words.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: I chose the broken lamp because it shows mistakes can make you brighter. Jacobs: You see a hopeful lamp, I see a broken lamp
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Stein is in his stat teacher board meeting thing. Jerry: But for all I know he could be at Hogwarts right now.
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⚐ Report// Talking about the trolley problem where the train flies off the track Jerry Song: But your honor, Free Bird was playing.
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⚐ ReportStein: Jerry Song, have you finished your homework yet? Jerry: Yeah. Stein: Then do another variable. Jerry: Nevermind, I don't think I'm done.
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⚐ ReportJerry Song: Recessive genes that are fertile are both submissive and breedable.
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⚐ Report// Ms. Jacobs talking about retiring Jacobs: I'm old, but I have good genes. Jerry Song: She isn't wearing jeans.
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⚐ Report// Jerry Song is playing with a slinky Jerry: Mr. Schafer, is this a wave with particle like properties or a particle with wave like properties? Schafer: Listen, it's 8:30 on the last day of school. I'm not going to answer any questions.