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#12082

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Sept. 8, 2023, 1:45 p.m.

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Anne: My parents worked as a waiter and waitress. Jerry Song: How do your parents work as a waiter and waitress at the same time?

#12076

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Sept. 8, 2023, 7:47 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Where's the thing, the thing that sharpens the pencil... Jerry: The pencil sharpener! I have a way with words.

#12068

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Sept. 7, 2023, 9:09 a.m.

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Jerry Song: I chose the broken lamp because it shows mistakes can make you brighter. Jacobs: You see a hopeful lamp, I see a broken lamp

#12067

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Sept. 7, 2023, 9:07 a.m.

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Jerry Song: When I was young, I thought a Barbie was a female barber.

#12057

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Sept. 6, 2023, 9:09 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Stein is in his stat teacher board meeting thing. Jerry: But for all I know he could be at Hogwarts right now.

#12047

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Sept. 3, 2023, 3:04 p.m.

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// Talking about the trolley problem where the train flies off the track Jerry Song: But your honor, Free Bird was playing.

video for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJUh9OjVbmY

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#12039

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Sept. 1, 2023, 9:03 a.m.

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Stein: Jerry Song, have you finished your homework yet? Jerry: Yeah. Stein: Then do another variable. Jerry: Nevermind, I don't think I'm done.

#12019

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Aug. 30, 2023, 8:33 a.m.

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Jerry Song: Recessive genes that are fertile are both submissive and breedable.

#12016

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Aug. 29, 2023, 8:28 a.m.

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// Ms. Jacobs talking about retiring Jacobs: I'm old, but I have good genes. Jerry Song: She isn't wearing jeans.

#12000

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June 16, 2023, 8:31 a.m.

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// Jerry Song is playing with a slinky Jerry: Mr. Schafer, is this a wave with particle like properties or a particle with wave like properties? Schafer: Listen, it's 8:30 on the last day of school. I'm not going to answer any questions.