#12928

24

Jan. 30, 2024, 8:32 p.m.

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Nobody: Bored seniors on the AP lit whiteboard: <img src="https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1158243295173030008/1198789114783350884/IMG_2819.png" alt="Board with magnetic letters that say happy no nut november. no cum or else thy dick shalt fly off"/>

#12746

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Dec. 18, 2023, 8:06 a.m.

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Jerry Song: AP Lit is like that 15 minute unskippable ad you need to go through to unlock the next 2 hours of gameplay.

#12173

35

Sept. 21, 2023, 8 a.m.

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// Talking about metaphorical nakedness Jacobs: I want to be naked with you. Jacobs: I want to hang free. Victor(quietly): Blairbash!

#12016

77

Aug. 29, 2023, 8:28 a.m.

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// Ms. Jacobs talking about retiring Jacobs: I'm old, but I have good genes. Jerry Song: She isn't wearing jeans.

#10853

1010

Sept. 20, 2022, 5:36 p.m.

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Stelzner: They don't like being happy in Germany. Stelzner: They like being sad. Stelzner: Which makes them happy! So it's all good.

#10595

1616

May 19, 2022, 10:59 p.m.

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(trying to get seniors to hang in there for the last few weeks) Sra Coombs: It’s the final count down the class: (collectively starts humming The Final Countdown out of key and out of tune while congregating near the door before the bell)

#10176

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March 6, 2022, 11:42 p.m.

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//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!

#8843

1818

Dec. 18, 2020, 1:29 p.m.

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//ap lit Stelzner: you know, this book only costs $12 if you don't return it, and it's a good book to hold onto. //in the chat: "Stelzner out here encouraging us to steal books from the school" Stelzner: I would NEVER do such a thing! At least, not while the meeting is being recorded. Which it isn't, because I've paused it. So yeah, do whatever you want.

#2838

55

Jan. 25, 2011, 3:11 p.m.

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Ms. O'Connor: They whacked the bejeezus out of the virgin mary.

#2102

1717

Sept. 15, 2010, 4:35 p.m.

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//discussing poetry O'Connor: I feel like there's something deep down underneath that second line. Anyone want to take a guess? Student: The third line?