Stelzner: They don't like being happy in Germany. Stelzner: They like being sad. Stelzner: Which makes them happy! So it's all good.
(trying to get seniors to hang in there for the last few weeks) Sra Coombs: It’s the final count down the class: (collectively starts humming The Final Countdown out of key and out of tune while congregating near the door before the bell)
//AP Lit, Jacobs taking attendance. Albert crocheting at his desk Jacobs: Albert, you here? //long silence Albert, loudly: I am CROCHET! John: *slaps desk with vigor* That was a GOOD one, Albert!
//ap lit Stelzner: you know, this book only costs $12 if you don't return it, and it's a good book to hold onto. //in the chat: "Stelzner out here encouraging us to steal books from the school" Stelzner: I would NEVER do such a thing! At least, not while the meeting is being recorded. Which it isn't, because I've paused it. So yeah, do whatever you want.
Ms. O'Connor: They whacked the bejeezus out of the virgin mary.
//discussing poetry O'Connor: I feel like there's something deep down underneath that second line. Anyone want to take a guess? Student: The third line?
Smith: I love Google; it's amazing. And no doubt Wikipedia will have plenty to say about it.