#12280

99

Oct. 10, 2023, 10:33 a.m.

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// In bio class Glenn: I got a piece of the embryo on my finger!

#12260

77

Oct. 5, 2023, 12:34 p.m.

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//chaotic glenn anthology, october 5 "So if you want to remember rhodophyta, I have a story about a cat I had named Rhodie, spelled like Rhode Island" "So one day I saw two pitbulls near my car, so that meant my cat was under. I grabbed a broom and chased them off" "Rhodie was fine, but the owner showed me a picture of the dog and on one hand its face was horribly mangled, completely shredded, but part of me was like 'go, Rhodie!' " "The owner of the pitbulls was like 'oh, next time you see them on your property you can shoot them' and I just didn't know how to react to that" "I have many stories from the South. One time I drove into a driveway and the owner of that house came out charging with a shotgun over his head yelling 'get off of my property!'" "So anyways, where were we? Oh right! Rhodie drew blood, rhodophyta are red!"

#12245

99

Oct. 4, 2023, 12:40 p.m.

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// Talking about seaweed Glenn: It's a conspiracy by Big Science to make it not a plant.

#12244

66

Oct. 4, 2023, 12:13 p.m.

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// Talking about water Glenn: I like it cold. Glenn: I like the pain of it going down my throat.

#12238

77

Oct. 3, 2023, 12:17 p.m.

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// Talking about PSAT day Otto: That's a really odd day. Glenn: But it's an even day, haha! Glenn: I'm funny, dammit! // Later Glenn: You guys look like you're a week away from being violently sick. Glenn: I have to tell you guys to come.

#12225

13

Sept. 30, 2023, 1:53 p.m.

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Glenn: So there was this one time when I turned an octopus into a finger puppet.

#12206

88

Sept. 26, 2023, 7:22 p.m.

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Glenn: A quick sidebar... not that we were ever on the main bar...

#12201

77

Sept. 26, 2023, 12:14 p.m.

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// Glenn taking about her son, who is out sick Glenn: So he was so bored that he asked me if I could do the chores. Glenn: I'm out here working, so I don't care. Glenn: Then he says "but you said I should be resting". Glenn(pulls out phone to text her son): Stop. Being. On. Your. Phone. // Later Glenn: "I can't sleep, I'll die of boredom. Please let me do something." Glenn: He is trying to outstubborn me. Little does he know where that stubbornness came from. Glenn: What comes after bargaining again?

#12193

88

Sept. 22, 2023, 10:11 a.m.

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Glenn: I know I sound like a serial killer, but the insides of squid is so beautiful. Glenn: The liver is a nice pink and the ink sac is all iridescent.

#12180

77

Sept. 21, 2023, 12:34 p.m.

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Student: Friday is a half-day, so it's a really good day to skip. Glenn: You mean a really good day to have a doctor's appointment.